All ballbusting scenes in How I Met Your Mother

**How I Met Your Mother** is an American sitcom (2005–2014) that follows Ted Mosby in 2030 as he narrates to his children the long, often hilarious, and complex story of how he met their mother. The show focuses on Ted's romantic misadventures in New York City with his friends Marshall, Lily, Barney, and Robin.

**FINAL BALLBUSTING SCORE: 2.8**

|Character|Actress|Episode|Time|Type|Score|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Lily Aldrin|Alyson Hannigan|S01E12|15:50|verbal threat|0.4|
|Lily Aldrin|Alyson Hannigan|S01E18|18:25|knee|0.8|
|Robin Scherbatsky|Cobie Smulders|S06E08|1:30|verbal joke|0.4|
|Lily Aldrin|Alyson Hannigan|S09E05|11:25|knee|0.6|
|Nora|Nazanin Boniadi|S09E14|12:30|knee|0.6|

**FULL DESCRIPTION OF EACH SCENE**

**Episode:** S01E12
**Timestamp:** 15:50
**Character:** Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan)
**Type:** verbal threat
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** When Barney flirts with a girl who is about to get married, Lily grabs him by the ear and threatens: “If I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her, I'll take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out, and then I'll feed them to you like grapes”. Then Barney asks while still being held by the ear: “Wait, my eyes or my testicles?”, and Lily replies: “One of each.”

**Episode:** S01E18
**Timestamp:** 18:25
**Character:** Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan)
**Type:** knee
**Score:** 0.8
**Description:** A guy dressed as Elvis says “I know what you like” and whispers something in Lily’s ear. She immediately reacts by kneeing him hard in the balls, causing him to collapse on the ground.

**Episode:** S06E08
**Timestamp:** 1:30
**Character:** Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders)
**Type:** verbal joke
**Score:** 0.4
**Description:** While Marshall and Ted are reminiscing about old stories, Robin says: “I wish I knew you guys back then. You know why? Because you can't kick a story in the nuts.”

**Episode:** S09E05
**Timestamp:** 11:25
**Character:** Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan)
**Type:** knee
**Score:** 0.6
**Description:** In a flashforward scene, Lily knees Barney in the balls after he returns from his honeymoon. He has a great pain reaction.

**Episode:** S09E14
**Timestamp:** 12:30
**Character:** Nora (Nazanin Boniadi)
**Type:** knee
**Score:** 0.6
**Description:** In a sequence of scenes where multiple women slap Marshall in the face after he says he's friends with Barney, the last one is Nora, Robin's former co-worker. She knees him in the balls and then slaps him in the face. He has a good reaction.

*BONUS SCENES THAT DO NOT CONTAIN BALLBUSTING*

**Episode:** S06E05
**Timestamp:** 2:20
**Character:** Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan)
**Type:** verbal sph
**Score:** 0.0
**Description:** While Lily and Marshall are talking about Robin’s boyfriend, Lily casually says: “I guess he has a small penis”. Marshall gets uncomfortable and asks “Why would you tell me that?”. Lily repeats “The ‘small penis’ thing?”, and Marshall begs her to stop. She continues: “That's insane. I mean, just because you know Max has a small penis”. Marshall finally says “Just stop!” and leaves the room.

**Episode:** S06E08
**Timestamp:** 4:20
**Character:** Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders)
**Type:** verbal joke
**Score:** 0.0
**Description:** Robin says to Barney: “I didn't realize you were small potatoes. And to be clear, I am referring to your testicles.”