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Gary and the Popcorn Trick

It was a stupid idea, but it was all I had. I was going to trick my friend Nina into grabbing my balls. What happens after that, well, who knows. We were going to the movies, and I brought a knife with me. I'm going to cut the bottom out of a bucket of popcorn and push my balls through it. When she reaches in, she'll get a handful of nuts. I've been planning this for days. I even shaved my cock and balls so I wouldn't get pubes in the popcorn.

It won't be the first time that Nina touched my balls. One time, a few years ago, I tried to kiss her, and she punched me in the balls. That's part of the reason that I have this fascination with her grabbing my balls. I want her to hurt them. I've masturbated to her punching my balls at least a hundred times, and I want more of it. Badly.

"I got us some popcorn, there are nuts in it too, but they are down at the bottom. You may have to root around for them," I whispered into her ear as I sat back down in the theatre. I had just bought the popcorn, and I took it to the bathroom where I cut a hole in the bottom and pushed my balls through. My cock was outside the bucket and hidden by my shirt, it was hard as a rock. I was so excited for her to touch my balls.

"Thanks, Gary," she said as she reached in. Her hand rooted around briefly, but she just grabbed a handful of popcorn and began munching. I did the same, but I was so excited and hard for her next handful. We slowly worked our way through the popcorn in the bucket, it wouldn't be long.

"Don't forget, there are some nuts at the bottom of the bucket," I whispered to her.

"Oh, yeah, thanks."

She reached in, her fingers pushed into my balls as she searched the bottom of the bucket. I felt her take one of my balls in her fingers, then she squeezed it.

"Nuts? Your nuts? You dickhead!" She pinched my ball, and I winced in pain. It was shocking how much it hurt. She moved her fingers and grabbed both my balls, then she squeezed them hard.

"Fuck! My balls," I groaned as pain spread from my balls outwards. I felt nauseous and dizzy, like I might throw up. But fuck, my cock was so hard. She squeezed and roughly kneaded my balls, then she twisted them in her grip. I tried to turn away from her, to get her hands off my balls. The bucket of popcorn fell off during the wrestling, and my erection was exposed.

"And you have a hard on, you fucking pervert." She pulled her fist back, then aimed it at my cock and balls. She hit the top of my cock, pushing it into my balls, then she mashed my balls on the follow through.

"Ohhhhh," I moaned in a mix of pain and ecstasy. Then she grabbed for my balls again, but got mostly cock. Hard cock. She squeezed them both, it was ... well, exquisite.

"FUCK!" I moaned as my cock suddenly throbbed in her hand and shot a rope of cum onto my shirt. "OH FUCK!" I moaned loudly as my cock spasmed in her hand, blasting cum all over us. She squeezed it and my balls at the same time.

"You're such a fucking pervert!"

"Shhhhhh!" Someone from a few rows back shushed us. I had forgotten about everyone else. I suddenly realized my cock was out and I was cumming all over Nina and myself in the middle of a movie. Fuck!

"I can't believe you did that!"

I was still cumming, I couldn't answer. It was too good.

She let go of my cock, slipped her hand under it, and grabbed both balls, then squeezed. Hard.

"FUCK!" I cried out, right in the middle of the movie theater. It felt like my balls were going to explode in her hand, and yet another blob of cum shot from my still throbbing cock.

"I'm outta here," she exclaimed. She gave me one last hard squeeze, then got up and marched out of the theater. I sat there in the dark, by myself, popcorn and cum all over me. I should have been embarrassed, but I wasn't. I was in heaven. That was the best orgasm of my life.

I have to do this again.