[TW: pointless sexism] No campfires or grills for women.

While throwing sticks into a campfire just to watch them burn with a buddy last night, I came to the conclusion that this is an activity for guys only. And the grill is the same way.

Even with all my ways I'm not traditionally masculine, fire and being stupid with it is just too primal.

So let's make it official as it warms up on the northern hemisphere and just ban women from this stuff. Sorry feminists ladies, no fire for you! I'm sure the good girls will understand.

Women can still get all hot, of course, but it'll be by watching us master this primal force of nature, using our manly arms to split wood, our powerful hands to snap branches, and generally put on a show! And I guess the fire itself is hot, too.