My roommate threatens my balls
So for some context, I live with 3 women. I'm the only man in the apartment that we share. The roommate that I'm talking about is 6 months older than me and is engaged to one of the other roommates. She is also a little bit on the spectrum so when her social battery shuts down, her response to things are to get it over and done as fast as possible.
So casie had come from work and she was really tired from the customers she had to deal with. She went to her room with her fiancee and I joined them to show them memes and stuff and had stayed a bit longer than usual. I started to make jokes that normally she would of laughed at but she was so tired that she didn't want to entertain me. I started making jokes at her expense, pretty much rage baiting. She was also on her period and made a slight joke about that and she looked me in the eyes and said "I will kick you in the balls". I knew then that she was at her limit but made some more jokes before I left. She kept saying things like "I swear, I will grab you by the balls and pull you out" and "I will stomp on your balls so you know how a period feels like". Her fiancee wasn't saying anything because she was finding it hilarious and was holding a laugh as to not upset her more. I got up and just before I left I said "No balls?". I heard her yell "I SWEAR-" and heard her fiancee laughing as I closed the door and went to my room. Yea, I'm a bit of an asshole. Yea, I probably deserve those getting kicked by her, but I love rage baiting her. It funny 😁