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[M4F] Cordelia the Klutz Tries the Kamasutra

Cordelia and James are a compatible couple in their late twenties. They’re not just compatible, they’re in love. The most miserable of their friends have become too self-conscious to want to associate, that’s how in love they are. Their hobbies align, with both enjoying volleyball, sci-fi, cooking, and just about everything else they try together. The align in priorities and sexually as well. It’s like they are stuck in the honeymoon phase, and have been for the past 2 years (1 living together).

That doesn’t, however, mean they are perfect. For example, James had a bout with cancer and was part of a gang for a short time before he matured. Cordelia is the biggest klutz ever. However, she rarely hurts herself because of it. Instead, it’s always the people around her who feel the destruction. Most of the time it’s an accidental slap to the face during volleyball, or an elbow or knee to James while they sleep. She’s ended several budding friendships with an accidental bruising or broken valuable (typically belong to the other person). She’s an attractive, somewhat bubbly force of frustrating destruction.

Yet James, true to the nature of the couple, loves her all the more for it. He doesn’t mind the occasional bruises, having to limit glass decorations around the house, cleaning up the messes on the kitchen floor. She even kneed him in the nuts during sex, and couldn’t help but to laugh. After a short recovery, he came back thrusting harder. Maybe his background just puts it all the little things into perspective? He doesn’t really know why he likes it. All he know is that her klutzy nature makes her who she is, and he loves her for it.

A couple months ago, after causing two sprained ankles in one volleyball game, Cordelia decided she needed to do more solitary exercise. She took up yoga and loves it. She got James to try as well, and it drastically improved flexibility for both of them. The new activity inspired her, and she decided it’s the next thing the couple needs for their sex life. She ordered the book Kamasutra and Beyond: Sex Positions from Novice to Expert and wanted to put her new flexibility and balance to use. She’s sure James will love the idea.

PM me if you’d like the be the Cordelia to my James. If you can’t tell from the prompt, I’m looking for generally vanilla, light-hearted, clumsy, honeymoon-ish sex where my character’s love pushes through various forms of physical discomfort. Your character feels love and acceptance in seeing my character do just that. The story will pick up on the Friday night of the day the book arrives. It’s Cordelia’s idea, so she’ll bring it up to a receptive James. I imagine them trying something, paging through the book, and then trying something else. Maybe they take turns.

Cordelia can be played where she her mistakes are 100% accidental, or where some of it is intentional; since she knows James likes his klutz. She’s generally going to be causing slaps, elbows, hits to the balls, hyper-extended joints, scratches, etc. at a “walk it off” level of injury. Some denial makes sense, since many of the positions won’t work out immediately, or at all.


Please let me know what you want Cordelia to look like (image link) and a few pieces of background information I didn’t know about her. She’ll have to be in good shape to fit the part. I’m imagining James as a slightly heavier James Dean. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1a/James_Dean-cigarette-full.jpg/220px-James_Dean-cigarette-full.jpg

I prefer to write in the third person over reddit messenger, may occasionally go a couple days without a response, and imagine this scene being a shorter one. If this post is up, I'm still interested in doing the prompt.

[Other Prompt](https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals/comments/6oz18m/a4a_that_one_got_him_hes_curled_at_her_feet_in/)

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