I'd rather have giant balls than a big dick

This "would you rather" question got passed around and literally *every* guy in the room said they'd rather have a big stupid cock. I was blown away. Everyone looked at me like my eyes fell out of my head for saying I'd rather have huge balls.

Let me explain it this way: every girl who sleeps around a lot has a big cock story. If you go on any porn site, they have a category for big dongs. And that's because some guys just have huge cocks. And while you might like them/having them, they're not that unique.

But how many women have stories about colossal testicles? Almost none. People will stop what they're doing to hear about tennis ball sized nuts. It's the ultimate alpha male trait. They don't reach the back of a pussy nor do they add any kind of physical stimulus. But it sets the entire tone of a man's sexuality. There's a reason when we're describing something bold or daring, we call it "ballsy" or even say it takes big balls. It's because when a dude whips out his giant hangers, you know shits going down.

I can't blame you for wanting a large dick, but I would honestly take an inch off my cock length if it meant I could have enormous, intimidating testicles. I wouldn't want a long flappy meat stick with weak ass nuts when I could have a 3 incher with balls that have their own orbit.