You can be busted by any fictionnal character

If you could choose to be busted by any fictionnal character, who would you choose and why? I would probably choose Wonder Woman or Supergirl but they would probably kill me! Hermione Granger or any witch from Harry Potter could bind you and make you silent before kicking you or even use magic . The stinging hex to the testicles must be very painful but they could heal even ruptured balls