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Cruel Neighbour (Part 1)

Okay so I am a 26 year old male, and my neighbour, is a 21 year old smoking hot blond. Nah like, smoking, she’s a 5’7 fitness girl, she’s got perfect tits and one of the best asses I’ve ever seen personally. She was smoking, and I knew it. I always wanted to talk to her but she just seemed out of my league and I figured she had a boyfriend as she was out a lot.

Then one day I went to starbucks for some morning coffee and so I walked in and saw her in line, and wow. She had on a black tank top, that showed off her boobs perfectly, and she was wearing these grey high waist leggings that just got me. I lined up behind her in this long morning line and could not stop staring. I’m not usually like this but her outfit just got me, I don’t know.

Then I made up my mind, as she is ordering and distracted I’m gonna try and snatch a picture of that ass, sounds dumb and stupid but I don’t know what was wrong with me that day, her outfit in person just got me. She began ordering and I took out my phone and took about 3 pictures, just as planned, until I heard an “EXCUSE ME?” from behind me.

2 woman behind me, both looked in there 30s, had saw what I had done. Just about everyone in the Starbucks was looking at us right now and the woman said, “I just saw you take that picture, yeah blondie, this perv here just took a picture of you’re ass.” I was so embarrassed, I didn’t know what the fuck to do or to say, that’s when the blond got her coffee, opened the lid, and looked at me. She said, “I recognize you, you live next door don’t you?!” I nodded my head, my cheeks were really red at this point.

Then it happened. She walked up as close as possible to me, pulled the front of my sweat pants and boxers towards her, straight up dumped her new steaming hot coffee all over my junk. She dumped the whole cup, and let go of me. I screamed as loud as possible, I had never felt such a burning pain. I grabbed my junk and screamed and ran out as I heard laughs from girls. I got in my car and went straight home. I looked and my whole area was all really red and any touch would cause immense pain. This bitch was cruel.

That same day, around night time I went to go throw some things in the trash outside, and I saw her standing on her porch on the phone. She watched as I gingerly walked like fricking penguin to my trash, and threw something out. She laughed loud and obnoxiously, “Struggling?” She said as she continued to laugh. I looked at her and looked away as I went back inside.

Let me know what y’all think guys! Should I do the part 2?