Story idea for someone to write about

A blender is a tool with unusual possibilities. In most cases, it is a tall glass jar with spinning blades at the bottom. This means that it is mostly harmless because you can't normally reach any part of yourself down to the bottom where you could be injured. Certainly it would be hard to imagine doing it accidentally, even to a finger.

For a penis to be damaged by a blender, it needs to be as long as the blender is tall. Therefore a blender could be a way to absolutely fairly punish a person for having a large penis. It could also be used as a punishment for getting an erection, since a soft penis is almost certainly short enough to be safe.

You could make a bet. You put your penis in a blender and turn it on. While you are soft, you are safe, and if you can keep it soft for a predetermined amount of time, you win a prize. But if you accidentally get an erection, the tip of your penis gets chopped up.

Originally idea Posted by Togadong