The first time I, Claire, kicked a guy's balls
My name is Claire and I'm a freshwoman at university and for my studies I moved into a shared apartment with my friend Matt. It was the first time living away from my family home and I wanted to prove everyone that I could live on my own. Around three months into the semester, we hosted a small party for our friends, even though our apartment is small, the living room is quite big and us and our 5 guests could easily fit there. I was happy to finally have a use for some of my nicer clothes and dressed in a cute white blouse with a plain black skirt. I had prepared the snacks and Matt had set up the light, my friends and I were impressed, the room was bathed in dark blue light. The atmosphere was just as in our favorite cocktail bar.
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When the first guests arrived the music was already playing and after they got offered a beer, Matt engaged in a conversation with them. I was waiting for my friend Lily, she was the closest to what one could call a girl best friend. When she arrived, she seemed excited and wanted to tell me something, she sat herself next to me on the couch and immediately started talking "Oh my god Claire, have you heard what happened in front of my lecture hall today?". I offered her a bottle of the mixed beer drink which she accepted and shook my head "No, what happened?". Lily sipped on her drink and continued "You won't believe it, it was so funny. Some guys were practicing football or whatever in the halls, so they threw a football at each other and at one point a girl shouted this one guy's name. And as he turned his head towards her, the ball smashed right into his nuts. You should have seen his dumb face as he fell to the ground". Lily was laughing wholeheartedly, I smiled at her and made my fake giggle. I had never understood the "joke" of guys getting hits to their privates and just nodded at her story. Lily took another sip and looked questioning at me, she asked "What's up? Did you know the guy?", but I shook my head "No, why?" and Lily said "Because a guy getting a football to his balls is super funny". I hesitated but then decided to explain "I just never got the amusement of a guy getting hit down there". Lily looked at me wide-eyed and I tried to paddle back "I mean, they make funny faces", but she wasn't convinced "Come on, girl. There's nothing better than a guy holding his balls after you've kicked them.". Now she was smiling at me, I answered "I guess it is" I took another sip of my beer and confessed "But I've actually never kicked a guy down there". My friend's expression got distraught "You've never kicked a guy's nuts? It's something every woman has to have done", I shyly looked at her "Is it? Mom said I should only do it in an absolute emergency situation. Have you?". Lily said slightly condescendingly "Claire, I grew up with a brother, I've kicked his balls more often than I could count. And your mom is full of bs. I've kicked my bro and boys in school countless times, nothing bad ever came of it. I could swear some even liked it". That was a lot to digest for me and I thought about her words for a while, but she wouldn't let go, she added "I'll make you kick a guy's nuts. Oh, and grow up, you're not a small girl anymore, say 'kick a guys balls'. Understood?", I nodded. She wouldn't let me off the hook so easily "Say it with me 'I'll kick a guy's nuts'", why did she make me do it? I felt my cheeks getting hotter and I swallowed, Lily still stared at me, so I murmured "I'll kick a guy's nuts" and it made me feel insecure. Would she really make me do it? Lily hugged me and said "Good girl. An important tip: When you kick him, your leg has to be up far enough, you know how low they wear their pants. Only when you feel his abdomen, you're done". Shyly I nodded, I desperately wanted to talk about something else and asked her "And how are you doing otherwise? Everything fine with your studies?", but she waved it away "Yes, everything fine. I love my courses and not much else is going on. How about you? How is it living with Matt?". With surgical precision she had found what pained me the last few months. Even though I had been friends with Matt before and he is a nice guy, he was a horrible room mate and I told her everything "Ugh, you wouldn't believe it. I'm the only one caring for the apartment, do you think he'd do the duties he agreed on doing?". Lily was the only person other than Mom I voiced my frustration to and it felt so freeing, I continued "I'm the only one cooking, the only times he 'cooks', he makes microwave food, or calls the delivery service. I'm the one cleaning the apartment, I'm the one doing the dishes, it's so disheartening", I felt my head getting hot and a tear rolled down my right cheek. Lily hugged me and it felt so good, I continued soft-spoken "I told him multiple times how upset I am and that he should do more. But he always puts on a smug smile and says if it bothers me, I shouldn't do it. Why have guys to be like this?". My friend held me for a while until my tears had run dry, she tried to calm me "You know how guys are. It's always us women who have to clean up after them", I sighed "I know, I know. I'm just so exhausted, I should focus on university not doing his housework". I got out of the hug and looked her in the eyes "You're a good friend" and she smiled at me. Lily looked at me smugly "You know how you can solve your problem?" and I feared for the worst, I felt my stomach rumble, she said "You kick him in the nuts". There it was. Lily elaborated further "This is the only language guys, especially douches, understand", I was very skeptical "Isn't this a little extreme? Just because he doesn't want to do the dishes?", but she waved away my concerns "Trust me, it's fine. You know, when he gets mean during the argument you do it" and Lily raised her leg, kicking an imaginary Matt into the balls. I looked at my bottle of beer, thinking about Lily's words, maybe she was right? I knew I couldn't continue doing this any longer. I emptied my bottle and took a new one. Tobi looked at us "Hey ladies, you've been by yourselves the whole night, don't you want to join the rest of us?".
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I was ready to leave my friend's interrogation so we sat by the other people and I enjoyed the more relaxed conversation. They talked about one professor 4 of us shared, apparently he was a pain in the butt and Tobi, Frieda and Matt thought about repeating the class in the hopes, the professor next semester might be more approachable for them. Luckily, I didn't have any big problems with my courses, but it was nice hearing the struggles my friends had to fight with. Later the conversation morphed into the the guys talking about football and my interest to take part in the conversation vanished completely. However, it was a good time to take another drink and maybe get a snack, so I stood by the snack table and ate some bread sticks. It was nice observing the conversation from afar, I was fascinated how engaged the guys discussed such a pointless sport. Later, Matt got up and walked to the snack table too, he made a displeased face said to me "The cookies are empty" and handed me an empty plate. Internally I rolled my eyes, and wondered why he thought it was my job, but I overplayed my frustration and said "No problem, there are still some in the oven, I can go and get them", then I pointed at the side of the table "The beer is empty, would you be a darling and get a new beer crate". He shrugged "You're already going to get new cookies, while you're at it, you can get new beer". I could feel my face getting hot and as calmly as I could, I replied "We're both hosting this party, I already cared for the food. It wouldn't hurt you to get new beer for our guests" and gesticulated at the couch. I took another look, all of our guests looked at us, Lily looked directly into my eyes, I had a feeling what she expected me to do. Matt kept on being the inappropriate macho "Nah, I don't wanna", he turned around and already made a step towards the couch, when he turned back to me again "Oh, and I talked with James, we'll meet tomorrow, so I can't clean up this mess". I was angry like I hadn't been in a long time, it felt like he specifically wanted to anger me, and I felt desperate, I needed to grab something to calm down. Lily looked at me with a piercing stare, I tried to swallow my anger but this time I didn't back down, fueled by the alcohol I said "You asshole. I'm gonna kick you in the nuts". Matt didn't seem impressed, with a smug smile he said "Try it, bitch". My anger unloaded right then and there, in a split second I raised my right leg and kicked him right into his groin. Through Matt's pants I felt two tiny orbs on my foot which I pressed directly into his abdomen, Matt's smug smile had immediately turned into a wide-eyed shock face. When I put my foot back down, he rushed both hands to his crotch to hold his nuts and slowly sank to the ground. I held my hands over my mouth and just had to giggle, the girls, Lily and Frieda joined in with a loud laugh, as well as some guys. After a while I kneed beside him "Are you okay?" and a familiar voice from behind me answered "He'll be fine. It takes guys a while to recover", I turned around and Lily smiled at me. She said "Let's get new cookies", I stood up and we went to the kitchen, I had to close the kitchen door to access the oven and before I opened the oven, Lily burst out "Gooood job girl" and hugged me, I felt embarrassed but proud. She said "Let's see if he'll still skip the cleanup tomorrow". I smiled awkwardly and we got back to the cookies, once they were on the plate, Lily said "You know what? You kick like a girl". I was speechless, what was that supposed to mean? Why was she mean to me? I blurted out "Maybe because I AM a girl?", Lily looked at me bemused. When I was ready to join the others again I asked "How am I supposed to kick?" and Lily answered "I'll show you sometime.", she turned around and opened the fridge's freezing compartment, said "I think Matt might appreciate these" and took out a bag of frozen peas. We joined the others in the living room again and when I put the cookies on the table I noticed the new beer crate, one of the other guys must have swapped it. Matt was on the couch, seemingly still in pain, Lily threw the peas on his crotch. At first he looked at her angrily but appreciated them and sighed as he felt them cool his hurt parts. I said into the group "Thanks, whoever got the beer" and, although somewhat dampened, we continued our conversations, the whole time I looked at Matt worried, hoping I hadn't been too brutal. After about 10 minutes I asked "Are you okay Matt?" but he only sighed "I'm hurt, okay?", I felt insecure, as I was really worried for him but his response seemed so harsh. Tobi grabbed my shoulder "Give him some time, getting hit there is literally one of the worst pains someone can feel" and I nodded. Lily let out a loud "Huh" and we all looked at her, theatrically she looked at her crotch, wearing her skinny jeans, and said "Good thing I don't have any nuts, I'll never know how this feels". She started giggling, Frieda and I giggled too, but the guys just pressed their lips together.
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Later that night, each of us equipped with a bottle of beer or a glass of wine, we decided to play a round of "never have I ever" and it started innocent enough with statements "Never have I ever cheated a test" and such. Tobi sat next to me and had a devious smile as he looked into the round, he said "Never have I ever sucked a dick", I was floored, was he serious? Flashbacks of an insanitary blowjob I had given to a guy I barely knew went through my head. I honestly needed the big sip of beer. As expected all the girls sipped on their drinks, Matt and Tobi cheered "Wwhhhooooooo" and Matt shouted "Nice, sluts". Fierily I stared at them, I thought two can play that game, and as it was my turn, I said "Never have I ever fucked a girl's pussy". The guys looked at each other awkwardly, only Tobi sipped on his drink. Frieda said "You're not the manly studs you pretend to be, eh?" and all of the guys got red cheeks, I had to giggle and instantly felt better. Lily crossed her legs, smirking at the guys she said "Never have I ever gotten a kick to the nuts", at this point I was convinced she was crazy. Obviously, none of the girls touched their drinks but nearly all of the guys did, only James looked into the round with an uncertain look. Lily took her opportunity "Oh, you didn't feel a girl's leg down there yet, James?", he stammered "N-n-no. I mean it can't be really that bad, can it?". Matt said "It's worse. Don't let her do something you regret", the others said nothing, meanwhile Lily had stood up and with both of her hands, she held his shoulders "Don't listen to the other guys, in a minute you'll know for yourself. I bet most of the other guys exaggerate". James stood up, seemingly hypnotized by Lily's allure, he and Lily stood close to each other, and James obviously enjoyed it. It looked like Lily hugged him, as her hands were on his shoulders, with her sweetest voice she asked "Are you ready?", James nodded "Sure, cutie". Lily firmly pushed his shoulders down as she lifted her right leg with an impressive speed, kneeing him into his nuts. He was fast awake again, his dreamy eyes opened wide into a shocked expression. He groaned a "Fuck" down Lily's neck, his legs weakened and he began to sink down, but Lily moved her arms down and held him in a tight hug. Frieda and I had to giggle, the scene was so absurd, Lily had just crushed his nuts and he was in her hug now, completely powerless. Matt joined our laughing and condescendingly said "Told you so, dumbass". James collected himself again and humped to his spot on the couch. Before he sat down, Lily tipped on his shoulder "You're so brave, sweetie" and he nodded, she continued with a grin on her face "I haven't been kicked in the balls either, you can try if you want". James' face got bright red "Nah, you're fine" and us chicks shared a laugh again.