A Painful day thanks to my ex
This one is back from my Uni days, I was seeing a girl who was a local girl I met at my part time bar job when I moved to University.. I really liked her but it was quite short lived, she moved away to university herself and ended up finding a new boyfriend.. Lets just say neither of us dealt with it the best, I was a bit of a jealous dick and ended up upsetting her. We didn't talk for months but one day I looked at my rota for an upcoming shift and she was back on there! My heart stopped momentarily but I thought i'd do the mature thing and reach out to her, it went better than expected and we decided we could be friends.
So onto the shift, as we were setting up the bar we got chatting.. now when we were together she had never busted me but she would often threaten it or talk about a guy that had annoyed her that 'she wish she'd of kicked in the balls' It was actually a big regret of mine that she'd never hit me before things broke off between us. Now here I was, chatting and catching up with my ex, to my dismay she looked even hotter than before, she's about 5'4 in with one of the best bums i've ever seen, she looked stunning all done up for the shift with newly died brunette hair..
As we were talking she started talking about the James bond film she'd just seen the night before, she started talking about the opening scene where he was being tortured with a whip.. 'What happened to him?' "I asked, oh he ended up getting away but they had a chain and they were whipping him like THIS" And with that she whipped the bar towel she was holding straight into my crotch.. it wasn't a direct hit but it was a enough to make me groan and double over.. she burst out laughing and as soon as I stood up straight WHIP she did it again... "SOPHIE OUCH".. I snapped... this one caught me right on my left bollock, "hahaha sorry that was funnier than in the film though" I laughed a little too and then she looked at me very inquisitively and asked, "Say, if you had the choice would you rather be punched or kicked in the balls?".... "Why, are you going to do the one I want least?" I asked cautiously.. "No of course not! I'm just curious, but you did hurt me you know so you should probably keep your guard up. What would you prefer though?" "Errrr.. punch, I guess?" With that she giggled again and walked off to get some prep done, I gingerly decided to do the same....
Fast forward a couple of hours and we were both stood round the back of the bar chatting to each other and another colleague, I was winding her up about something and calmly said "watch yourself, I will hurt you" I laughed it off but what happened next was completely unexpected, she walked off but as she passed me her fist shot out and her knuckles connected perfectly with my ballsack, my work trousers offered little protection as her little fist made a home for itself in my crotch.... She carried on walking like nothing had happened and it took me a second to even realise what had happened.. thats when the pain in my nuts exploded.. "oooooophf" I groaned as I sunk to my knees, my other colleague found this hilarious but she just carried on with her work not even looking at my as I knelt on the ground clutching my package. She turned to me with a little smirk and just went back to her work.
I was down on my knees for a couple of minutes when she walked back over and stood over me, "cmon it was only a ball tap don't be a baby" "That was not a ball tap Sophie, that was a full on ball punch!" I moaned, "Huh, is there a difference?" She scoffed notionally.. "Anyway" she continued "You said you'd prefer a punch, I only gave you what you wanted..." If only she knew how true that was I thought to myself...
The shift continued as normal and was soon over, quite often we'd all go back to somebodies house after for some drinks of our own, and tonight was no different... We all got pretty drunk and about 3 hours into the night I was stood in the kitchen with Sophie, and a couple of ours friends chatting away, when Sophie suddenly broke into laughter and asked "How are your balls feeling?" "They're fine, no thanks to you!" I snapped back at her... One of the girls in the kitchen suddenly perked up and asked "Wait, what happened?" "She punched me in the balls for no reason the little bitch!" I proclaimed, "Hahaha thats so funny" the other girl replied, "No, it was most definitely no............ OOOOOPHHHHHHHHHHH.. my world exploded, my attention had been on Vicky, the other girl in the conversation when the all too familiar feeling of a well aimed kick to the testicles filled my crotch... All I saw was Sophies sock cladded size 5 foot lowering back down to the floor as I followed it to the ground with a crash.... I'm not sure if it was the alcohol, or some bad feelings she still harboured for me but she did not hold back one bit, I was out for the count curled up in the fetal position on the kitchen floor gasping for air, I heard laugher from all in the kitchen echo around the room.. Sophie then sat on my prone body on the floor still laughing uncontrollably.. "There, I think we're even now, I guess a kick does hurt more, huh?" as she patted me on the head... 'My balllls" I cried, "Well, don't call me a bitch then?" she giggled... She stayed sat on my drinking her drink for a good few minutes before eventually getting up and leaving the room, seemingly having no care for my battered manhood...
That was about 6 years ago and sadly was the last time I saw her, she was the one that got away.. and clearly a true ballbuster to make things worse!!