Noobie drag show

I'm doing a drag show on a dare, knowing absolutely nothing about it, except for what I've seen here and there and on TV. My local club has amateur nights, where people try it out. I've gone a couple of times to hang with friends and it was pretty nice, the crowd seemed very welcoming.

Pretty sure my friend thought I'd wuss out, but she underestimated how stubborn I am. So now I'm standing behind the stage, nervous as hell, stuffed into a tiny leotard that she was kind enough to let me borrow. She also made a bunch of frivolous decorations to put on my shoulders, gave me a giant wig, and did my make up as well. Gotta admit, I'm feeling it, looking not too shabby! Something tells me she planned this for a while, having all of that ready in no time.

The MC announces the next performer, and the person next to me nervously walks off to the stage as their song starts playing.

MC comes backstage and walks over to me. A gorgeous girl, very fit body, giving off the "I'm sweet, but don't mess with me" vibes. I'm the last one to go, so she's been wrangling noobies all night, and you can tell by the look on her face that it's been a long night.

"Alright, I know it's your first time, but come on!", she points at my crotch. "You gotta tuck!"

I look down at my junk. My dick is average, but my balls are on the bigger side, and they're almost squeezing out of the leotard. The snaps on the bottom of it are holding pretty well, but if they pop open, my whole junk will fly out.

"I'm sorry, I have no idea how to do that!", I reply to her.

"Ugh.. They don't pay me enough. Get over here!", the MC squats down with an obvious look of frustration on her face.

I step in front of her, my dick and balls about a foot away from her face. Without hesitation, she grabs the bottom of my leotard and pops the snaps open. My balls drop and my dick flaps down on them. I'm embarrassed, but she knows what she's doing, so I try to just roll with it, while I'm starting to get a chubby.

She grabs my ballsack with both hands and squeezes my testicles up in the sack. They bunch up right at the base of my dick. It's not very painful, but it's an uncomfortable feeling that makes me hunch over a bit. The MC moves up her grip, pushing my testicles further up, and they bulge up against my pelvis. I'm looking at my two testicles up in my lower abdomen and an empty sack dangling under my dick.

"That's where they go", the MC explains to me, "and then you tape the sack and the dick under your taint. Here," she grabs some tape for me.

As she's about to tape me down, my testicles pop back down into my scrotum and I feel a little bit of a relief from the pressure against my pelvis. The MC looks at my balls with that 'really?' expression, and I can feel the frustration growing.

"I don't have time for this," she stands up in front of me.

She puts her hands on my shoulders and looks me straight in the eyes. \***BAM**\* she nails me in the nuts with her knee. I moan and start coughing, trying to double over, but she's holding me up. My left testicle is still in the sack, but my right one is up by my pelvis again. It slowly slides down and pops back into the sack.

The look of frustration on the MC's face changes to anger. \*BAM\* \*BAM\* \*BAM\*, she rams her knee three more times into my balls. I grunt on every hit and can barely stand, my legs are shaking. Both of my testicles are up by my pelvis, swelled up a bit, but they end up popping back down in just a few moments.

The MC squats back down, "If this doesn't do it, I'm ripping them off".

She mashes my testicles around and pushes my left ball up with one hand, she draws her other hand back. \***POW**\* she uppercuts my left nut. I feel like I'm about to puke. She aligns my right nut, \***POW**\* the uppercut lands on my right testicle and it squeezes up. The MC swiftly yanks my empty dangling ballsack and my dick and pulls them under my taint. Then she grabs the tape and starts going to town with it, taping me up all the way to the butthole.

I'm moaning and coughing, unable to stand up straight. The MC finishes up with the tape, snaps my leotard back together, and taps me on my two bulges.

"Good to go, that's not going anywhere!", her mood seems to have improved immediately after releasing some anger on my testicles.

She looks over her work on me, "Some queens have a bit of a camel toe, but yours is the largest goddamn moose knuckle I've seen! Alright, time to go." she walks off to the stage to announce my dance.

I start slowly walking to the stage as my song starts, rubbing my sore lumps that really do looks like the thickest clam of a pussy.