Girls Can Be So Cruel
I was talking to a friend the other day. She was telling me about a time when she was hooking up with a guy in college. They were on the floor and she was on top of him, and while she was taking off her shirt, she readjusted her position and accidentally put her knee directly on his balls with all of her weight. She was so drunk she didn't even know what was happening so it took her like ten second to find out what was happening and by the time she got off his nuts he was fully in tears. She said that after like twenty minutes, he was begging her to take him to the hospital because he was scared for his nuts. So she walked him over to the hospital, which was only a couple blocks away, and dropped him off. And then she left, went to another party and hooked up with another guy! And she told me about this while dying laughing. I mean.... i was extremely aroused and can't stop thinking about it... but damn girls can be mean.