Make me say things! (Likely nsfw)

I saw people do this and wanted to do an anime version

Rules: ask me a question and I’ll try to answer you soon. When I answer, edit your comment, so I will look like I responded to it instead. (Also try to make them funny and maybe a little nsfw)

P.S. if you ask about specific anime, know that I have seen and like mha and one punch man the most.