Bathroom BB

My wife enjoys giving out the occasional ball tap. Usually when I’m walking up to her and not paying attention she’ll give me a quick back hand to the boys. Nothing too aggressive but catches me off guard and makes me bend over and cradle my nuts. About a year ago we had our last kid and I got snipped. Since then the taps and hits have gotten more common and more aggressive. She’s said to me a couple times, “I have no use for your balls anymore.” Which is kind of scary and true.

A couple weeks ago, I was finishing taking a shower and bent over to pick up some qtips that had fell on the floor. I had not noticed my wife had walked into the bathroom and was standing right behind me. She reaches down and grabs my balls from behind in one nonchalant motion. It really caught me by surprise and I almost lunged forward but she held me by a firm grip and realized I couldn’t go anywhere.

She then says “Now that I have your attention.” While increasing her squeeze of my balls like they were stress balls. I’m currently naked and awkwardly bent over our bathtub, I couldn’t be in a worse position to do anything.

She than proceeds to tell me she’ll be going out to dinner tomorrow with her girl friends and buying a new dress for it too so she better not hear any shit about it. <Tightens squeeze again>. I let out an “Aggghhhh!!”

Then I say “OK!!! whatever, it’s fine” in a very panicked painful voice realizing I had no leverage in this situation and she could crush me if she wanted.

She finally says “That’s all” and releases her grip on my fragile jewels but not without a final smack which caused them to swing like a punching bag. Left me on the bathroom floor holding my sore balls for a good 15 mins.