Threatened a friend

Not super exciting, but I thought I’d still share. This happened a few weeks ago.

It was a night out, and I was already super drunk. I was wearing a mini skirt, tights, and a crop top. I met up with a couple of friends (who were also very drunk) and we began to walk towards another club down the street. In between conversations, I took out a cigarette and began to smoke (I don’t usually smoke, but I happened to have cigs on me that night). One of my friends gets jokingly upset and threatens to slap it out of my hand. Me, however, being drunk, misinterpreted his playfulness as him actually wanting to take my cigarette away. So I turned and said “I will fucking kick you in the balls if you don’t stop right now. I’m fucking serious.” He kept insisting, so I threatened again, this time mimicking the actual action of kicking him, stopping my leg just before it reached him. After that, the conversation shifted, and I forgot about it entirely.

I haven’t really thought about it since, and it wasn’t sexual at all when it happened, but now, it kinda turns me on to remember it, so I figured y’all would appreciate it. :)