How Lori Williams used her wedding photo album to crush her husband's balls

For reference: [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/BallbustingStories/comments/qpytq9/this_fake_news_story_is_begging_to_be_written/)

I'm Emily, an aspiring journalist, and here is my interview with Lori Williams: the woman who burst her husband's balls with their wedding photo album.

"Why did you crush your husband's balls," I ask.

"Ahem. Ex-husband. Well, he cheated on me. I wanted to teach him a lesson that he would never forget," said Lori, "and I'm glad to say that I've succeeded."

"I'm sorry. Did you intend to break your ex-husband's balls?"

"Of course!" Lori said enthusiastically. "I crushed his balls to mush! You can't do that unintentionally!"

"Did you really crush your ex-husband's balls with your wedding photo album?"

"Well, as the rumors suggest, I grabbed our fat wedding photo album—It seemed just right, of course I could just as easily have done it with my bare-hands or bare-feet, but how cool is it to use the wedding album to end the wedding!"

"I agree—or, I mean, good to know—"

"In fact," Lori added, "I'm leaving him for the same woman he cheated on me with!" Lori says proudly.

"Does this woman know what you've done to your ex-husband?"

"Even better, she was the one who convinced me to crush his balls!"

"Ouch! Speaking about crushing balls, can you describe in more detail what happened that day?"

"Sure. I got up really early, and immediately fastened my ex-husband's wrists and ankles to the four corners of our bed. I had to use cable ties, but you'll be surprised to know how effective they are at restraining a man."

"Didn't your ex-husband realize what was happening?"

"He is a very heavy sleeper, so he didn't stir until after he was already tied up—which of course, was too late.

Conveniently, my ex-husband sleeps naked, so I didn't have to worry about tearing his underwear apart."

"You seem to have done this procedure more than once?—"

"Honey, I have lost count of how many men have lost their men to me." Lori laughs.

"Pardon me for digressing, please continue."

"So I get the wedding album on the bed. At this point my husband is fully awake and realizes what is happening, he knows what I do to men when I want to teach them a lesson. Before he starts squirming and screaming, I quickly duct-tape his mouth.

And then I try to fit his balls into the middle of the wedding album, but his balls are just too small for this to work.

So I spent the next several hours swelling his balls up and stretching them. I was in a video-call with my fiancée (the one with whom my ex-husband cheated on me) throughout, of course.

The news must have told you what happened next. I start recording the video which is now spreading all over the internet. I remove his duct-tape so we can hear him adorably pleading. Then I gently lay his balls on the middle of the open wedding album and crush his balls. I clamp shut the wedding book on his balls with all the strength I can muster, open it, and repeat. His balls burst by the fourth time. But I keep going to ensure that his balls are complete mush and cannot be saved."

"That's amazing. Would you like to say anything to the people who are watching?"

"Yes. To all the men out there, watch your balls. And to the women, My fiancée and I are opening a self-defense academy—with special emphasis on groin attacks, of course."

"Thank you for this amazing interview."

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