Self BallBusting gone Wrong! (or too right)

Anyone care to share stories about times busting your own balls didn't go as planned?

My worst time (or best, or funniest) was also my very first attempt at busting my own balls. I kind of stumbled onto ballbusting thru my desire to expand on my SPH fetish. But before I talked to my wife and asked her to further humiliate me by hitting me in the balls and I wanted to make sure I would actually find enjoyment in it.

At the time my only real experience in getting hit there was from my teenage years, and while I remembered it as being humiliating, I also remember it being really painful. So, I had tried and tried to get the nerve to hit myself with my hand or other objects and while I'd get aroused thinking about it, it couldn't actually make myself do it.

Then I saw a website about self ballbusting that suggested using using a toilet seat to do it. Sounded like a plan.

At the time out toilet was an elongated bowl with a really heavy oak toilet seat. So there I am kneeling in front of the toilet with my balls on the rim trying to work up the nerve to flip the seat down. after much indecision I finally decided I just needed to do it fast and get it over with. I hold my little hard-on our of the way and quickly try to flick the seat part down. Except i missed and tapped both the seat and lid! So first the heavy seat slams down on my balls and then about 1/2 a second later the even heavier lid lands!

Needless to say, I spent the next several minutes curled up in a ball on the bathroom floor!

After that first experience I would have never thought that 3 years later my wife and I would be fully into the kink and my nightly reward for doing my daily chores is my wife repeatedly kicking me in the balls. LOVE IT!