I Gues Self Defense Lessons Do Work

I was meeting my friend at his house in the afternoon. Brian, was a good friend of mine and we were meeting there to watch the game. I had gotten out of work early which was near his house so I figured I'd just got early. He had ran out to the store and his wife, Stacy was there with her friend Melissa. They were dressed in looked like workout clothes; yoga pants, and tank tops. I asked if they just came from the gym and they laughed a little and said yeah. Stacy said "They started taking a self defense class." I asked if it worked and what type of stuff they learned. They said at the same time "we now know we can take a guy down if we are attacked". They are both small so I said "are you sure" and Melissa said "I can show you and I'll only go half strength. I guarantee I will be able to put you down." I should have known something was up when Stacy put her hands together over her mouth and said to Melissa "not too hard, ok" and Melissa said "no, I'll only go half strength. Because he's nice and cute. I was hoping he was a dick so I could really do it." And then Melissa goes "ok here we go". I wasn't sure what to expect; a punch, slap, or... then all the sudden I see her jeaned leg fly forward and at the end her small bare foot at the end come up between my legs with the top of her foot trapping and driving my balls against my body. She took a step back and put her hands on her hips and gave this matter of fact sexy look with her dark hair and dark eyes looking at me as if saying "you think you're really going to stay standing. I looked up at her helplessly and fell to the ground. It was the hardest kick and I could tell she did only kick about 50% but her accuracy was perfect. She was laughing the whole time from the few minutes it took me to get up to when I tried to get up and walked very gingerly. Stacy high fived her and said "now that's how you kick a guy in the balls. Mrs. Chang would be proud." Mrs. Chang is there self defense instructor. Melissa said "I can't believe how well that works. I could feel them compress against my foot. It was awesome. I wonder if I really kicked hard I could crush them on a guy. Both women laughed. I looked up still with pain on my face and said "ladies dont' worry. A pretty hard kick works just fine." As I cringed a bit and they both burst out laughing.

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