Balls

If someone were to hit a list of the worst and most impractical parts of the human anatomy, the man's testicles would likely end up at the very top. Here are a few thoughts that I, as an egg carrier, have made about my testicles.
Nowadays women also know it ;-)
In films it seems to me more and more often shown that a man always draws the short straw against a woman when she goes to his dangling masculinity!
I just saw a movie with Kate Beckinsale (amazing woman)
which in one scene: in a fight woman against man asks: "Are there rules?" and the fight with the guy was already over when she sank her boot between his legs!
in another scene: she has a man with his pants down and tied his arms to the car: and then said only now are you bothered.
and the man with fear in his eyes just moaned: "You women always on the balls" and Kate laughed and replied: "Only when it has to be quick"
"but between us there evolution has done you men a disservice by hanging two such ugly eggs between eurwn legs ...." easy prey for every woman "...

Every man whose balls have ever made the painful acquaintance with a tightly shot ball or the firm grip of a female hand will probably have asked himself this question at some point. Of course, I can only speak for myself, but if I get even a slight blow to my testicles, I inevitably get on my knees and hold my aching balls whimpering. The sensitivity of the testicles is sometimes really ridiculous. Once my girlfriend - probably out of curiosity to see what happened - flicked my right testicle from below. Yes, exactly, not hit or kicked, just flicked your index finger. The result was comedy: I ​​groaned and held my testicles and had pain in my right testicle for several minutes. Well, unfortunately it's not a cheap sketch comedy, it's reality. You laugh briefly on TV and then you can zap, but as a man I'm forced to live with these things. My girlfriend still makes fun of giving my balls a slap and then having a great time with my built-in kill switch.
The explanation of the question asked at the beginning, why the testicles are not protected in the body, is in principle very simple: the testes produce the sperm cells. The temperature in the body would simply be too high for that, so these things just hang outside, with a thin bag of skin as the only protection. In fact, there are also many mammals (as humans are, too) that don't carry their testicles around with them all the time in a sack. For example, bull elephants carry their testicles in their abdominal cavity and are able to regulate their body temperature down to produce semen. Or imagine a whale dragging its testicles in the sea - just ridiculous. Nevertheless, in humans, nature has obviously decided to position the eggs in an exposed position.
The testes not only produce the sperm cells, but also the male hormone testosterone. Only through his balls does a man really become a man. If the tail is the symbol of masculinity, then the testicles are undoubtedly its source. Every man has to be clear about this: the origin of his masculinity just hangs so unprotected and sensitive between his legs. Every blow to the testicles is therefore not only incredibly painful, but also a blow to the manhood of the testicle wearer himself. This is precisely why it is so humiliating: It doesn't matter how many muscles you have - a kick in the soft tissues and even that strongest man becomes a whimpering heap of misery. If a woman grabs the man by his balls, the symbolic power is increased - the whole proud masculinity, crushed between the thumb and forefinger of a delicate woman's hand. In this position the man is completely at the mercy of the woman. With just one flick of the wrist, she can completely ruin his manhood and there is absolutely nothing he can do about it.
Thomas