Holiday Party

A couple weeks ago my wife and I attended a Christmas party with another couple. Both my wife and her friend, Emily had their fare share of wine at the party. So on the ride home they were acting obnoxious and laughing in the back seat. After some dumb comment my wife says, I make a joke at her expense which has myself and Emily's husband dying laughing.


My wife the proceeds to say slowly.. "I want to punch you... right in your nuts!" Emily starts to laugh and say "Oh my God.. you should totally do that tonight... I promise I'll do it too." Emily's husband (who's driving) turns his head at me and gives me WTF did you get me into stare.


Ten minutes later they drop us off at our house. My wife still obviously drunk, rambles on to our baby sitter while I go upstairs. Now I knew to take my wife's threat seriously as she has always enjoyed giving me smacks and taps to the balls.. But I sort of thought it was late enough and she had too many drinks and would just pass out.


After the babysitter leaves my wife heads upstairs to our bedroom, still rambling about how much fun she had tonight at the party. We both start to undress to get ready for bed. She quickly takes off her dress and is down to black bra and panties, I remove my sweater/oxford shirt over my head. As my sweater is coming over my head, I am temporarily blinded to what my wife is about to do. She approaches me mid undress, reaches down and delivers a swift uppercut right to my balls.. In her drunken state, she doesn't temper her punch one bit. I immediately go down, clutching my devastated jewels, into the fetal position. My wife acts like she just shot hole in one. Not only is she excited with here handy work, she proceeds to pull out her phone and take a photo of me in agony on the bedroom floor holding my balls to send to Emily.


She then reads her text as she sends the photo "Now its your turn!"


I am still holding my balls and I think at this point my wife realizes she may have hit me too hard. She starts apologizing and asks if I'm ok. I tell her she may have broken my balls. She said there is only one way to find out and proceeds to pull off my khaki's then my boxer shorts right on the floor... She then proceeds to give me an incredible blow job. My balls were still in incredible pain, but I focused to make sure I took advantage of the moment a blew a hot load.


The next day I get a text from Emily's husband that just says "Fuck you man!!" I proceed to ask him "What". Well apparently his wife also punched him in the balls the previous night and he blamed me for it.