One order of shattered balls
I got busted a few times back in my days working in a fast food restaurant before I went to college, but none was better than my time wish Ashley.
Ashley was short and kinda chubby but very cute, with huge boobs. She had a reputation for 'sack tapping' her male co-workers, which I had witnessed. She'd threatened me a couple of times but I was a bit weird about getting busted in front of other people, so I brushed it off.
Like most fast food places, we had one window for orders and payment, and another to get your food. The food collection window was connected to the rest of the store, but the order window was behind a door and pretty much it's own private room.
On the day in question we were a bit over-staffed, and sometimes when we were a second person would go into the order-taking booth - one to take orders, the other to take payments when they drove around.
I'd slipped in to the booth to help Ashley out - she was on the left taking orders, I was on the right taking people's money. It didn't take more than 30 seconds of playful shit talk before I felt her backhand smash into my testicles, my thin work pants offering next to no protection.
The next few minutes were amazing. I tried to act like it didn't hurt, and she kept slapping my balls in between taking orders. At one point, I scoffed and said "ah you got my thigh", and in retaliation she reared her hand back like she was going to play a tennis stroke, and slapped it full force into my nuts. As I winced in pain she looked at me and said "was that your thigh too?"
The more I acted tough, the harder she hit - I had groaned and doubled over a couple of times but stayed standing. "You've hit me like 20 times and I'm still standing," I said defiantly.
At this point, Ashley said "just one second" through her headset to the car that had pulled up to the booth, turned to me, pushed me back one step and unleashed a nut-crushing kick with her solid black work shoes, nailing both of my balls perfectly.
"You're going to need to get up and take their money," she laughed, turning back to the ordering screen.
Sadly a manager came in a few minutes later and said I was needed elsewhere, but it was truly a special experience.