Any real life busts from weddings?

Wanted to ask if people could share real life busts they've been a part of or seen at weddings or wedding weekends, be they m/m or m/f.

I was a groomsman at a wedding about 5 years ago, and during a picture the groom got me and the best man (his brother) at the same time -- just swung his hands down right into each of our packages. He got me good. My balls had no protection from the slacks. It was all we could do to keep standing, and everyone watching (including the bridal party), thought it was hilarious -- and I guess it was, for everyone but us. I hurt for the next hour or so, but the alcohol helped dull the pain.