Sending a message | Arknights
Parody : Arknights (minor arc 2 spoilers)
Disclaimer : All depicted characters are at least 18 years old
Chapter 9 is so damn good. Can't wait to see what happens next(if the world still exist by the time it comes out on global)! Aaa\~nyway, the new antagonists are fire and I wanted to see if I can do them justice in this short story. Thank you for your time and please enjoy.
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Graceful, assertive and loyal to her cause, such was the first impression this feline commander left on the common soldier. Those who have witnessed her violent outbursts, however, know Mandragora as an unhinged, borderline psychotic individual, and avoided her wrath at all costs, even if it meant pushing each other in harm’s way just to appease her anger. And when Oscar, a newcomer who didn’t know any better, got accused of leaking confidential information to some noble girl, most could only look away as he was being dragged away into a holding cell.
As it was expected, he didn’t get to defend himself in any way, in fact he probably didn’t even know why he was being shown the picture of his own sister while being charged for treason.
“I would rather die than betray Dublinn!” he said with conviction, his voice spreading across the camp through the PA system, all the while those who told on him could only hide their faces in shame.
“So you claim to not know what you did, is that it?” Mandragora’s voice was filled with disgust, it was as if she couldn’t believe someone could be this stupid. Her face was very much unlike what Oscar has ever seen in his life. If looks could kill, hers would bring a slow, agonizing death.
“I know I didn’t do anything! That is my s-AAA,” the shock collar around his neck was activated by the blue-haired feline who had done a bit more research than her impulsive companion and knew that letting the others know it was his own sister, a commoner like himself, that he was caught talking to, would ruin the whole point of this punishment.
“Be silent,” Harmonie shouted him down as she turned off the shock, “if you are as naive as you claim to be, we must pull out the problem by the roots.”
Mandragora looked at her companion with a gaze that roughly said “How dare you steal my show!” but quickly turned away in embarrassment as she saw Harmonie pull out a porn mag and proudly present it to the very confused Oscar.
“See,” the blue-haired feline exclaimed, “even now, he can’t control himself!”
One would almost forget how horribly powerful this girl is once she acts like a bashful young lady, covering her beet-red face in an attempt to not see what her friend was excitedly pointing at. Oscar, however, felt that nothing good was going to come from it as he struggled to get rid of his rising boner, but by the time he could clear his mind of the voluptuous curves of the girls on the cover on the dirty magazine that was practically being shoved in his face, Mandragora had made up her mind.
A soul-rending scream was transmitted over the PA, filling those, who could guess what just happened just by the crunching sound that was barely audible the previous second, with dread and relief in equal measure.
Most curious of all was the fact that the feline executioner hadn’t moved an inch after launching her knee into his nuts, instead she looked at Oscar, groveling on the ground, screaming even louder as a sudden pressure was building up around his nuts. “Stop! Please! You’re crushing them!” he cried out as he tried to protect his jewels just to find out that a boulder formed inside his pants and was now shrinking, threatening to reduce the insides to jelly.
Knowing that her enraged friend wouldn’t notice her using healing arts on the poor guy, Harmonie tried to help him out a bit, though she purposefully did nothing to alleviate the pain, instead recording the whole ordeal to rewatch later.
“That’s quite enough, don’t you think? Popping the guy’s nuts might seriously hurt troop morale,” finally content with the new addition to her collection and noticing that Oscar completely lost his voice, she whispered in Mandragora’s ear.
“Right…” not quite buying it, but also not seeing it necessary to continue, especially since his nuts miraculously survived the whole ordeal, she decided to end it. “If you mess up again, it won’t be just your pathetic balls!” her cruel voice echoed in the small chamber and so did the
**CRACK!**
She shattered the boulder and got the pieces out of his clothes before walking away, not even glancing at the poor soldier who couldn’t even stand. With the loudspeakers silent, those outside could only shiver as they assumed the worst.
“Hey there\~,” the orchestrator of this show said cheerfully and pulled down his pants. “Since you’re innocent and all, here, have a present.” With a sadistic smile on her face, she got his swollen nutsack in her delicate hands.
It was hard to make anything out of his words, but with how often he said the words “broken” and “crushed”, it was clear that he misunderstood what happened in the end.
“Aww, no, silly, she didn’t crush anything. Here, let me prove it to you\~” saying that, she squeezed the almost broken nuts almost to the point of smushing them for real. “See\~ All intact and in working order.” Proving her point, she let go of his mangled nutsack and was about to leave before tossing the porn mag at Oscar’s face. “Here, just make sure she doesn’t notice you, I can’t promise I’ll save your balls again.”
She wasn’t sure if he could even understand what she was saying in that state of his, so she locked the cell up just in case. Maybe if he acts rude when she’s back, Harmonie thought, she would get to end what Mandragora started.