Two short stories of mine

In college I had two funny SPH experiences I thought I would share because my new girlfriend is about to see my dick for the first time tomorrow and the build up to her reaction has me feeling nostalgic to the last two women who saw my dick.

The first was my only long time girlfriend of college. We were shooting the shift and completely naked and I was completely rock hard and she went on a tangent about her ex boyfriend’s dick. She was trying to explain to me how big it was, and to visualize it to me, she decided to grab my dick with one hand and hold her other hand about three inches away and said “he was about up to here”. It had me so flustered that she was using my own dick as a prop to visualize just how much bigger her ex’s cock was. She had never explicitly said I wasnt big enough for her, but I do think it might be a factor since shes said she rode her previous bf’s dick a lot, which she hardly ever tried on mine. Last I talked with her she was possibly drunk at 2 AM and had mentioned her new boyfriend had been stretching her out, something I could never dream of doing to a woman

The other was when i was single and at a Halloween party and lacking in inspiration (and pussy) i wore a belt around my neck and scribbled on my shirt the words “well hung” at the suggestion of a friend. A girl at the party actually came up to me and said “hey is that true?” pointing at my shirt. Trying to play it suave I say “only one way to find out” and she says “how’s that” and i reply “go upstairs with me”. We go upstairs and she goes down to unzip my jeans. she reaches passed my boxers and pulls out all 4.5” at its full glory. she just exhaled and said “oh my god” as if this was the third time today this had happened to her. she literally just walked away leaving my cock still out. and i’ll never forget how i felt there just completely disregarded lol

tomorrow should be fun