New Self Defense Class at Washington High - Chapter 7 - Rich gets Discharged/Trip to Principal's Office

(Best to read from the first chapter, as this is a continuing story. All characters are over 18).

**Chapter seven**

**RICH GETS DISCHARGED/TRIP TO PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE**

It was now early Saturday morning. Tommy was going to be in recovery for at least another 24 hours. Boredom started to take over the three ladies who were graciously by Tommy’s side ever since his left nut was removed. Tommy’s sister, Sandy, grabbed Tommy’s chart and and noticed it said in large handwriting “Emergency Orchiectomy.”

“What does orchiectomy mean?” She asked her mother.

“Honey, that’s when they remove a man’s nut. Like Tommy.” Sue said, trying to hide her smile.

“So how do they know to just do one?”

“That’s easy,” a nurse said entering the room. “It would say ‘double orchiectomy’ if we were doing both. Why, were you hoping your brother would lose both of them?”

Sandy tried to shrug off the nurse, laughing and saying, “No, it just seems it would be an important distinction to have on someone’s chart!”

“Especially if you were the patient!” The nurse said, causing them all to laugh.

The ruckus caught the attention of two women walking by in the hall who couldn’t help but look that way. When they caught the eye of Sue, she belted out, “Erin, is that you?!”

The two women walked in and a cheer erupted when they all recognized each other. It was Rich’s mother and sister, who were there to visit him just down the hall. The mothers both knew each other well from various school functions. And Sandy, while not great friends with Rich’s sister, Stephanie, she knew her from soccer.

“Is Rich still here?” Sue asked Erin with a concerned voice.

“Yeah, that girl did quite a number on Rich’s left nut. He almost lost it. Thankfully, the doctors were able to repair it, but he’s been in recovery for a few days now. He’s getting discharged today.”

“Oh, dear,” Sue said. “Well, I’m glad they could save it.”

Now noticing Tommy laying in the bed next to them, Stephanie asked, “What’s Tommy in here for?”

All three women looked at each other. Chloe could see how uncomfortable this made her two friends so she spoke up, “Tommy had an accident on his skateboard and hurt himself pretty bad.”

“Oh, no, the poor guy,” Erin said with sympathy. “What did he hurt?”

Now the ladies had a hard time covering their smiles.

“Well,” Sandy piped up first, “Let’s just say he and Rich will probably be able to compare notes!”

Laughter filled the room.

“Ouch, must have been pretty bad if he’s still here,” Erin said. “How are his - ah - his nuts? How are they doing?”

“You mean nut?” Sandy said almost gleefully. “His right one is just fine, I guess.”

“And his left?” Erin asked, anticipating the reply.

“Gone,” Sandy said, putting her hand over her mouth, stifling her smile.

“Oh. My. God.” Stephanie said, her jaw dropping. “What do you mean gone?”

“They removed it!” Sandy said. “It was smashed pretty bad. He was even yelling - cut it off! Cut it off!”

“Wow, that poor boy. You know it had to be pretty bad if he was yelling for them to cut it off," Erin said, then pausing, "That poor boy,” she said again.

“He still has the other one,” Sue quickly reminded them all. “A man can function just fine with only one.”

“But let’s be honest,” Erin said, “Can you imagine going the REST OF YOUR LIFE with just one nut? That would be so embarrassing. I’m so glad they were able to save Rich’s nut - I couldn’t bear to have a son with just one nut!”

This irked Sue. What was the big deal? So he lost a nut, Tommy was going to be just fine. “By the way, what’s with these outfits?” Erin asked the three ladies.

“Oh, we were all at an aerobics class when we got the call about Tommy’s accident,” Sue explained. “And so we all rushed over.”

The nurse who was still in the room checking on Tommy chimed in, “You know, I could get you guys some scrubs if you’re feeling a little underdressed. Especially if you’re all going to be here a while.”

The three looked at each other and nodded in approval. Moments later, the nurse came back with three sets of scrubs. “Now, I’m going to have to ask you all to clear the room for a while so I can administer to Tommy’s stitches.”

All five ladies filed out of the room and into the hallway when Stephanie realized she left her phone in the room. She quickly trotted back into the room just as the nurse pulled the sheet back from Tommy’s groin, exposing not only his scar, but his huge appendage.

Stephanie stopped cold in her tracks. The nurse hadn’t noticed her at first, while Steph got an eyeful. When the nurse finally saw her, she didn’t flinch. The nurse could tell she was enamored with the sight before her.

“Want to take a closer look? I know not a lot of people get to see a guy who is missing a testicle.”

Steph nodded. But it wasn’t the missing testicle she was entranced by.

“You see, here is where the incision is where we removed the testes from.” The nurse said pointing with her pen to the cut on Tommy’s scrotum.

“That’s amazing,” Stephanie said getting closer, staring at Tommy’s dick the entire time.

“Let’s go honey!” Erin cried out to Steph, snapping her out of her trance.

In the hall, the ladies were making plans to get coffee when Erin got a text from Rich’s principal.

“Ah shit. The principal needs to see us today in her office.” Erin said. “With Rich! We better get going.”

“It was great seeing you guys,” Sue said. “Good luck to Rich and his recovery!”

“Thank you - and good luck to Tommy and his one nut, haha!” Erin said, upsetting Sue even more. Then she could hear her say to her daughter, “Tommy only has one nut!” Followed by huge laughter.

When Erin and Steph arrived to Rich’s room, they encountered Rich still sleeping and a nurse fussing with the sling they had brought in to gently keep his surgically repaired nut suspended in the air. The contraption looked like a large black metal “C” that had wheels at its base so you could move it close to the patient’s bed, and from the top of the “C” hung a series of wires attached to a leather support, designed to suspend one or two testicles out of harm’s way.

The nurse had unsnapped all six snaps that secured the leather pouch around Rich’s sac - at least, she thought she did. Normally, once you undid the snaps, the whole contraption would easily wheel out from the bed, freeing the patient from the sling. But the nurse was struggling. Confident she had unsnapped all of the snaps around his scrotum, the machine wouldn’t budge so she got down on her hands and knees to see if one of the wheels had gotten stuck. Erin and Stephanie looked on in amusement.

Still on her knees, the nurse firmly grabbed the base of the machine and started pushing it away from the bed. The wheels were moving, but not easily. So the nurse pushed even harder. That’s when Erin and Steph noticed the wires hanging down from the machine were being pulled tautly - still attached to Rich’s scrotum, pulling on it obscenely.

“Ahhh, the thing is pulling on his thing!” Stephanie blurted out.

Concentrating too much on the task at hand, the nurse ignored the cries and kept pushing.

Now both ladies stood in shock as the sling looked like it might pull off Rich’s entire sac!

“You’re going to rip it off!” Erin finally spoke up, startling the nurse.

“What is it?” The nurse asked almost annoyed as she stood up.

When she saw what was happening her mouth dropped and she reached for the sling, now stretching Rich’s scrotum grossly away from his body.

“How did this happen,” the nurse muttered as she reached for the leather pouch. Then suddenly, SNAP! The final snap on the pouch could no longer hold as the sling violently let go of its contents and shot across the room, slamming into an oxygen machine six feet away.

The nurse slowly turned toward the other two, then, without missing a beat, said, “well, we got the sling off!”

“You stupid bitch!” Erin yelled at the nurse. “If anything happened to my son’s nut, I will have your job for it!”

Stephanie was surprised to see her mother react like this and couldn’t help but chuckle over what just happened.

The nurse meekly made her way to check on Rich’s nut. Palpating the orb with her thumb and first two fingers, the nurse didn’t feel any abnormalities - well, none that the surgery didn’t incur. “It feels just fine to me,” the nurse assured them and as she let the nut plop back down, Rich stirred awake.

“You’re damn lucky,” Erin spoke sternly, “I will not have a son walking around missing a nut - do you hear me?”

“Did I? Did they take my nut?!” Rich asked slightly panicked, stirring from his sleep.

“No, honey,” Erin said stroking his hair, “I would never let them take your nut,” she said as she glared at the trembling nurse. “How are you feeling?”

“Umm, pretty good I guess.” Rich said. “It does feel a little sore today.”

“Well, I got an urgent text from principal Brown today and we need to meet with her this afternoon.”

“I would highly suggest going straight home after discharge,” the nurse chimed in. “His testicle is still in a very vulnerable state.”

“Yeah, after what you did to it, I wouldn’t doubt it,” Erin snarled. “But we’re just going to visit with his principal, I’m sure his nut will be safe.”

“I can’t stop you from leaving and we do recommend bed-rest for at least another 3 to 4 days, but if you’re going to go out and about, I’d highly recommend he wear something supportive to cradle the testicles and keep them close to the body. A nut cup wouldn’t be a bad idea either.”

“Did you bring his nut cup with?” Erin asked her daughter.

“His nut cup? I thought you were bringing all of his clothes today,” Stephanie retorted.

“Well this is great. We have no clothes for him and certainly nothing to support his nuts," she said looking down at her watch. "And we have to be at the school in less than an hour now.”

“He could wear this,” Stephanie said as she pulled a pink thong out of her purse.

“Why in the world do you have panties in your purse?” Erin asked, but before she could answer, she simply said, “I don’t want to know.”

“I am not wearing my sister’s underwear out of the hospital,” Rich protested.

“Rich, honey, you heard the nurse, to keep your nuts safe, we must keep them supported. So you can go without and take a chance that you may re-injure lefty there, or, you can put on those and be much safer.” She said pointing to his sister’s pink thong.

“Alright, but if either of you ever mentions this again, I will kill you,” Rich said in jest.

“Aww, I think you will look good in pink, little brother!” Stephanie joked.

So upon discharge, Rich had to wear the hospital gown out of the hospital with his cute new panties underneath. He kept pulling at the back of the gown, hoping no one would notice what he was wearing.

They were almost out of the building when Sue, Sandy and Chloe entered the hospital, the wind from the door opening blew Rich’s gown up and exposed for all to see, his pretty pink thong. Laughter erupted once again.

As she passed by Erin, Sue whispered, “My son may have only one nut, but at least he’s not wearing my panties.”

Embarrassed and not knowing what to say, Erin blurted out, “Those are his sister’s panties!”

The three women looked at each other and burst out laughing, staring at Rich leaving the hospital.