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gf kicked me in the balls....just because

Short story since it's been a bit.

I was about to go to my company's event. As I was heading out, my girlfriend asked me to come over. She was sitting at her desk in her home office.

I told her I was heading out, when I'd be back...but before I could finish talking, she kicked me in the balls from her chair. I hit the deck...it was certainly hard, but not her hardest. However, it was more painful cause it was out of nowhere.

When I hit the ground, she says "sorry, you were saying babe?" I stand back up and continue talking. While talking, she uses her hands to tell me to spread my legs. I spread my legs, continue talking, and she kicks again, this time even harder.

After the third kick, I'm dying, in the fetal position, holding her ankles to brace, saying "thanks babe....argh ...argh....thanks....um....ahhh....um....I want to know why you did that....not complaining...just want to know why so I can fix it...."

She calmly, and sweetly, says "oh I just felt like it, no reason Hun. Have a good time....but when you can stand up I wanna do it one more time."

I eventually stand up, shaking a little, and she gives me an even harder one! I hit the ground hard, yelpijg loudly. Borderline too painful, but she giggled and said "hehehe....k keep it down I gotta get back to work..hehehehe".

She turned her chair back to her laptop and ignored me in the fetal position.

Loved it!!