Short story - Gf didn't like my advice, steps on my balls
Quick story. A few hours ago my girlfriend comes into my at home office. She had some advice for some work she was doing. I am very busy myself, kinda brain dead. I give her some ideas, but as we are talking it out, she comes up with an idea to solve her situation.
Here is what happened next. I am sitting in my office chair, facing her, while she is standing, barefoot.
GF: oh, ok never mind babe I figured it out...no help from YOU! (Steps on my balls, HARD)
Me: Ahhh ahh ahh babe babe!
GF: (Stomps balls while talking) You (stomp) didn't (stomp) help (stomp) at all (STOMP, long press)!
GF: (gets off balls) Ok babe, go back to work, i got this.
She walks towards the door, spins back around, walks towards me and stomps one more time on my nuts, too hard!
GF: Just cause! K bye babe!