How Dan made his testicles free game for all women

All characters in this story are at least 18 years old.

Dan knew that something was wrong today, when his cute downstairs neighbor Diana sack-tapped him out of nowhere. He passed her on his way outside to pick up some breakfast, while Diana was unlocking her apartment to get in. With a very sweet smile, she wished him a wonderful morning, just before swinging up her closed fist right into his groin with incredible speed.

The shock and pain brought Dan to his knees instantly. After getting up on this Saturday morning, he had only slipped into a thin cotton shorts and shirt to go to the bakery across the street. When he bent over, panting from the crippling ache and cupping his balls with both hands, Dan noticed how well the girl must have felt his pair in the currently tight sack against her hand. And how accurately she had smacked his gonads without his cock or thigh getting in her way.

When the initial rush of agony and embarrassment passed, the lad in his late twenties looked up, only to watch the door being closed and hear Diana’s cute giggle fading on the opposite side. The 21 year old student of arts history was usually the kindest and sweetest person he had ever met. Dan had no clue, what had gotten into her this morning.

A bit distraught, Dan pushed himself back on his feet and continued his way downstairs. While the initial sting of the swift surprise attack had been really bad, it was at least rather short-lived. Before he was out of the door, he felt his cellphone vibrating in his pocket.

“Yes?”, he answered, sounding a bit more annoyed from the previous humiliation than he intended.

“Heey Dan, Carla here…”, he heard the voice of his ex. “Ex” was maybe not a fully appropriate declaration, as they had been fucking a few times after the break-up. It had been months, though, since Dan had called her the last time. “Congratulations, by the way!”

“Uhhhh… for what?”, Dan answered, confused.

“Oh, nevermind. Are you free today? Can we get together later?”, she quickly changed the topic. Her voice was a bit unsteady, as if she was suppressing something in it… almost like… arousal.

“Um, sure.” Dan couldn’t believe his ears. Their last meetings had been pathetic attempts of his, trying to win her back. The sex that he had received was probably nothing more than pity.

“Great, I’ll be at your place at two!”, Carla exclaimed, truly excited. “Bye, honey!”

Dan stared at his cellphone and couldn’t wrap his head around what was going on. Brooding on the odd behavior of the women around him, he opened the front door and almost bumped into the cute Latina mailwoman with the curly black hair that he liked, holding a small pile of magazines and letters.

While it was a regular thing for him to flirt a bit with her, the wide grin that she gave him now, was very unusual. Her eyes wandered down to the magazine that was on top of the pile, before looking back up at him, her smirk even more intensive. Dan followed her eyes curiously, but despite being much taller than her, he couldn’t get a glimpse at the cover of the magazine from his angle. Very slowly, the young woman offered to hand him the pile of mail. Dan reached out to receive it with both hands, eager to see the magazine that may have something to do with what was going on with the ladies today.

In the moment, he held the pile of paper, Dan sensed the Latina girl twitch. Before his eyes could dart up from the mail, he got a glimpse of her stretched out leg that shot up from below. From the speed of her foot, Dan anticipated the agony and defeat that was ahead of him, with terror. She was way too fast for him to react. With a loud *thud*, her sneaker was perfectly directed to his tender nuts by his treacherous thighs. The petite woman kicked his balls with the force of a sledgehammer. At least, Dan felt this way.

Both hands clutching his balls, as if he could stop the vicious ache that spread in his abdomen and intensified like a wildfire, he felt all his strength leave his body. Very slowly, he tilted and hit the ground in front of the Latina girl’s feet like a fallen tree.

“Very bustable, indeed.”, she blurted out in between her mean laughs, before leaving him on the ground to casually continue her delivery round. Dan was lost in a world of torment, humiliation and confusion. The worst part about the two women busting his balls out of nowhere, was that he had really liked both of them. How could he confidently flirt with them ever again, after they nailed him in the balls and put him through this?

When Dan opened his eyes, a copy of the “Today’s Woman” magazine lay on the grass right in front of his face. When he recognized the large cover image, his insides turned upside down. With a racing heart, he drowned in an ocean of shame and embarrassment while painful memories of the worst day of his life got recalled from where he had buried them. Everything now made sense, as he read the headline:

“America’s women voted on the most bustable pair of balls!”

… 6 weeks earlier...

“*Congratulations for the candidates who made it into the last round*.”, the announcer with that incredibly sexy voice exclaimed. “*We would like you to leave and get back onto the stage one by one for our last round: ‘Hold It!’.*”

Dan walked off the stage with the other four remaining guys. He was very optimistic. After he had constantly worked out for years and received tons of remarks about how handsome we was, he had finally built up the courage to apply for a beauty pageant for men, organized by that odd feminist magazine he only knew little about.

It had been an absolute success, so far. The last category had been “sexy business attire”, and Dan had dared to get onto the stage in front of at least two hundred women in nothing more than briefs and a necktie. The cheers and applause had been overwhelming.

Impatiently, he awaited his turn. There was no instruction to change, so Dan decided to stick with what had gained such a great resonance previously. The other dudes left one by one every few minutes. None of them returned when the next guy was called out. As the last candidate, Dan was finally called.

Flexing his muscles, he entered the stage and found it empty, except from a horizontal bar held by two ropes, about 8 feet above the ground. The women in the audience greeted him with loud cheers and whistles, but something about the atmosphere had changed. While the applause had been supportive and very positive previously, it now had something taunting and mocking, Dan thought.

“*And here we have Dan, still in his work attire. Wouldn’t we all like to have some sweet pie like him in the office, girls?*”, the announcer began by provoking even more cheering and whistling. “*Dan, here is your task: Hold that bar with both hands, and hold it tight. If you hold it the longest, you won. Simple as that.*”

Surprised about this challenge, Dan stepped under the bar and lifted his arms to grab it. Nothing unexpected happened, it was easily within his reach and the ropes seemed solid. Looking back to the audience, the guy focused on flexing his muscles, making sure that all the women got a good view of his bulging chest and ripped abs with his arms over his head.

“*Dan, I have good and bad news for you. Wanna hear the good news first?*”, the announcer addressed him. Dan simply nodded. “*The good news is, as you are our favorite candidate from the previous rounds, we will give you a countdown. Beat 6 minutes and 27 seconds and the price is yours.*”

A digital clock on the opposite end of the hall suddenly showed the announced time to beat. Dan still had no idea, what he had to do, anyway. Maybe they would pull up the bar and make it a test of strength by hanging from it as long as possible. In this case 7 minutes was piece of cake.

“*The bad news is that… well… since you are our favorite, we will treat you with a special game partner – actually, game partners! Ladies, please welcome: the ‘Testie-Teasing-Twins’!*”

Before he could spare a thought about the name that had been announced, Dan’s mind was fully occupied by the two girls around his age entering the stage on either side of him. They looked exactly alike, rather tall with long blonde hair and very sexy physiques. Tight, black tops struggled to contain the amazing pairs of tits both that they had to offer. For a short, very hot moment, Dan thought that they were fully nude below, until he saw the very small, white panties. When the twins slowly and sensually approached him, he made out their shaven cunts through the nearly transparent fabric.

With some embarrassment, Dan felt his cock beginning to twitch and harden. He quickly closed his eyes and took a deep breath, but the audience’s giggle that followed the excited cheering told him that it was too late, anyway. If the girls were about to tease him until he couldn’t resist touching them and ending the competition, this would be easy. How could the other guys be so stupid, not to hold it for more than 6 minutes, Dan asked himself. Not only did he want to win the competition, but he also really could use the 20.000$ price money.

“*Naughty, Dan!*”, the announcer teased him for his body’s reaction to the two hotties in skimpy outfits. “*Shouldn’t you introduce yourself to your blind dates first?*” Dan opened his eyes and found one of the cuties right in front of him with a seductive smile. In the moment, he looked at her, she pulled down the front of her top with both hands, exposing a set of amazing tits that appeared fully unaffected by gravity. They looked so perfectly round and firm, that it was actually hard for Dan to hold on to the bar. His knuckles turned white when he squeezed the bar with all his might.

After shaking her boobs teasingly, the blonde girl leaned forward, closed her blue eyes and pursed her lips for a kiss. At least this would work, Dan thought. Spreading his legs and stretching his arms out behind his head, he leaned forward as far es the ropes holding the bar allowed. His face ended up inches in front of the girl’s.

“*Come on, Dan. Your date only wants a little, innocent kiss.*”, the announcer urged, eliciting more giggles from the female audience. Dan really wanted to play along their odd game. Tensing his shoulders to squeeze out the last inch possible, he suddenly felt a very faint touch on the bottom of his testicles in the tight briefs. While he wasn’t even sure if it was real or imagined, Dan’s cock reacted instantly.

Suddenly, Dan realized that the other girl was probably right behind him. If she really grabbed his manhood from behind while he was trying to kiss her twin sister, nothing would be able to restrain his boner. Although he was a little ashamed due to the presence of countless strangers outside the spotlight, he wanted her to do it so badly.

Only to confirm his suspicion, Dan threw a quick glance down in between his legs. He was shocked to find not the blonde’s hand, but bare foot hovering half an inch below the two distinct bulges formed by his massive testicles in the white briefs. Just in this moment, the girl pulled back her foot, out of his view. While it was incredibly hot that she had touched his balls with her foot, he couldn’t shake off the thought that it looked like she had been taking aim at his sensitive testicles. Suddenly, Dan noticed that it was dead quiet, as if everyone was holding their breath.

The tension in both the room and his body was brutal. The girl in front with the exposed boobs grabbed his chin with one hand, pulled up his head, and without hesitation gave him a very hot kiss with tongue. During the long kiss, she pushed herself under him, arching her back to match his forward-leaned position. When Dan felt her firm boobs and hard, pointy nipples on his chest, he was in heaven.

Just in this moment, a severe pain exploded in his balls. Dan had never experienced anything like this before. He knew that his testicles were sensitive, even had gotten a couple of light smacks a few times, but the cruel kick of the girl behind his back taught him the true meaning of his male vulnerability. While the incapacitating throbbing was at first concentrated in his unprotected testicles, it quickly radiated deep into his stomach, while his body was drained of all strength and his mind of all confidence. Dan didn’t know, how, but somehow, his hands clamped on to the bar. He had been so focused on his task, that he simply abandoned his balls to the twins’ mercy.

“*Ouch, Dan. Right in the balls! Did you never date twins? Bad idea to only give one of them your attention.*” The announcer’s sexy voice pulled Dan back into the world, where he was welcomed by the female audience’s excessive, malicious laughter. Suddenly the shift in atmosphere that he had sensed made very much sense. He was facing a group of women, most of them drunk to some extent, who had watched a couple of guys getting whacked in the nuts until they couldn’t take it anymore. Dan felt the heat in his head and ears when he turned red from shame. He almost let go of the bar to run off the stage, but he couldn’t just leave 20.000$ behind.

“You heard what she said!”, a soft voice entered his ear from less than an inch distance. The girl behind him reached around his neck, grabbed his necktie and pulled it behind his back like a leash. She instantly yanked it back and down, choking Dan. Wherever his feet had ended up, he stabilized his body between them and the bar, arched his back and turned his head to give the other girl a kiss and reduce the pull on his tie.

In the moment her lips met his, and he focused his mind on satisfying her as much as possible with the deep, sensual kiss, Dan felt his briefs being yanked down to his ankles in one rough motion. Feeling his rock hard cock jumping out, and his aching balls exposed and fully unprotected in the open, was all intimidating, humiliating and arousing at the same time.

When the girl detached from the kiss and stepped back to increase the pull on his tie again, Dan sensed a motion in front of him. His head darted around just in time to see the girl in front with jiggling boobs deliver a mean snap kick into his bare balls. Dan stupidly stared down at his manhood, when the foot hit the bottom of his tender testicles. Due to his backward-leaned position, his whole package was kicked up in front of him, slapping against his lower belly before falling back in between his legs, helplessly. Only his cock seemed unimpressed by the repeated torture and exposure of the vulnerability of his genitals in front of the huge audience. It stood upright like a trooper, while a storm of humiliating taunting and sneering laughter made him want to sink into the ground.

“*Damn, that was a nice kick in poor Dan’s testicles. We could even hear the slap up here.*”, the announcer praised the girl who strode around in a small circle in front of Dan, celebrating her accomplishment with a sexy, teasing dance. The way she sensually rocked her body, and the stark contrast between the dark top that by now covered her boobs again and the apparent exposure of her lower body was smoking hot. Dan’s eyes wandered down and up her beautiful curves, caught somewhere in between emasculating ball-ache, raging sensual stimulation and the desire to walk out with a lot of cash.

The girls continued their teasing and busting with a level of skill that was going to haunt Dan in countless dreams. While the girl in front pressed her butt against his raging boner, grabbed his hair with both hands behind her head and twerked, her twin sister took one of his testicles in each hand from behind and squeezed them mercilessly. Then, the girl from behind came to the front, elegantly climbed up on Dan’s muscular body and bar, locked her legs around his neck and pushed her tits right into his face. Deprived of any visual sensation but the amazing set of boobs right in his face, the other blonde was free to dance around him, and kick, slap or even bite his balls in front of the hooting audience.

All the time, the announcer japed and commented on the kicks and hits that multiplied to an unbearable pain. The sexy voice repeating over and over how Dan got “*nailed in the nuts*”, “*whacked in the baby makers*”, “*his weak manhood finally used properly*”, “*his balls busted to submission*”, “*his attitude adjusted*” and so on, drove Dan crazy. While it was extremely degrading, he couldn’t deny finding it extremely stimulating. There was without doubt beauty in all the women around him freeing themselves of the constraints of society and getting to enjoy his male attributes in any cruel, mean way they desired.

“*Only one minute left to bust his balls, ladies. Better make it worth it.*”, Dan suddenly heard the announcer say. The girls positioned themselves at his front and back again, the one in front deeply looking into his eyes.

“Five kicks each, honey. And because you are so cute and handsome, I will not go for full force.”, she prepared him for what was about to come.

“I will!”, her twin sister giggled behind his back, before taking his tie and yanking it back for him to open himself up completely. Dan obeyed and opened his legs for the sexy girls to take shots at his throbbing testicles, digging his fingers into the warm metal bar, slick from his sweat. He had come this far, now was not the time to give up.

…

Still lying in fetal position in front of the door of his building as a result of the small Latina mailwoman’s cruel kick, Dan recalled the twin beauties nailing him in the balls over and over, while the audience counted to ten. Finally, he had limped out of there with 20 grand, a boner the size of the Empire State building and a pair of balls the size of tennis balls that pinned him to the bed for nearly a week. It had been a horrible week, since he hadn’t been able to release the panted-up sexual pressure just once. Every time, he came close to orgasm, the relentless ache in his testicles increased beyond imagination. Nevertheless, the pain and the memories of the evil twins had rendered him desperately horny 24 hours a day.

After all, he had concluded, that it had been worth it. This was, however, before his picture ended up on the cover of this month’s edition of that magazine. It was the second kick that was beautifully captured by that red-haired, cute photographer. Held by his tie by the girl behind his back, he stared down at his genitals that were captured halfway on their way up from the blonde girl’s foot to his lower belly. The cherry on top of all the embarrassment was his extremely stupidly-looking face. He had to admit, that the picture was quite perfect.

Carefully, Dan pushed himself up and collected the mail from the floor. Probably more than half of the women at age 20-40 nationwide would see this cover. Half of them would read the article and see the rest of the pictures. Slowly, Dan tried to make sense of what this meant for him. A good fraction woman that he was going to meet in his life, would recognize him and get the idea to deliver a tap, kick, squeeze or whatever else to his balls that had been declared free game. He swallowed, when he remembered the date with his ex-girlfriend this afternoon. This was going to be fun...