smooth ball sack?

How to have smooth Balls?

I shave my ballsack and love the look/feel! If my balls are pumped up a bit to have the smoothest best shave. Woo hoo!
Now that I've stretched with a bull ball hang, stubble is a pain and requires attention. Anybody got any suggestions about 'safe' ways to deal with sac hair? Lazer removal pain,soreness? I'm not near any shops. Rural so its a diy thing. Any help?