Once upon a time, there was a high school female pugilist

Once upon a time, there was a high school female pugilist called Alice. Now Alice was a fair maiden. She had a heart shaped face and almond eyes that beguile. And also a bottom that was top notch and twin teardrop snow bossom that was upright and noble.

But alas, most of the other plebs were not pleased with this. The menfolk were angry that she was the greatest martial artist in the duchy. Many of them have tried to avenge their manhood in duels, only to almost lose them. The jealous women call her ballbusting unladylike behind her back, even as they laugh at the downed men. Only "Little Timmy" genuinely loves and adores Alice as she slammed her knee into her opponent's vulnerable balls. This is because Timmy is as great a pervert as Alice is a duelist.

Timmy pauses his furious ogling of Alice's amazing assets to survey the arena that looks like a Roman style Coliseum, only much bigger. He nods approvingly at this wise use of school funds.

Alice steps into the actual fighting area and was met with jeers and belligerence. On the other side, a massive mountain of a man makes his entrance with much fanfare and cheers. It was Chad. At seven feet tall, his rippling muscles can move on their own and he does "The Rock"'s chest muscles jiggle and topped it off with a smoldering stare. To counter this show of dominance, Alice rolls her eyes.

This made Chad very angry and he steps very near to Alice to look down on her six foot slender frame and into her eyes which were still rolling. Dressed only in their undergarments, the two were the epitome of masculine and feminine form. The horn blares to indicate the beginning of the battle.

Chad immediately closes in the distance to catch her in a bear hug. Timmy, being in the front row seat catches their conversation.

"You need to stay in the kitchen bitch. This is what you get for trying to be where you don't belong."

Alice raises an eyebrow. A toned but feminine hand slides into the area between their groins and finds twin orbs. She fondles them a little. Chad's face was a mixture of horror and lust.

"I tried to stay in the kitchen, but I'm not good at it. When I try to make some dough, I just end up making a mess of things. I try and try, but I just can't help kneading them too hard." Timmy's heart leaps as he watches Alice work her fingers into Chad's balls. The massive tent in Chad's underpants is slowly dying, even as his balls swell.

"Sometimes I try and cook out in the open you know." Alice grabbed his balls and yanks them out of his underwear. "But I still tend to break a few eggs." She headbutts the giant in his nose and slams her fist down like a hammer into the waiting testicles.

Chad went down with a soft whimper and clutch his groin. Alice circled around the fallen quarterback with an exaggerated sway of the hips, her short bob of blonde hair swishing from side to side. She bends down and slowly pressed the fingers of her left hand into his adam apple and as soon as his hands rush to his throat, she used her other hand to grip his exposed balls. Chad used the last of his strength to tap out.

The field medics rush to carry Chad out on a stretcher. The male crowd was in an uproar, enraged that their champion was defeated. But not all was lost for the men. The male band drummer beats a steady rhythm... A tree trunk of an arm rose from the shadows. \*Bang\* \*Bang\* \*Bang\*. A gargantuan figure arose... Timmy looked worriedly at this new development, surely his idol cannot overcome this new fighter if it was...

"MegaChad! MegaChad! MegaChad!"

MegaChad jumps a dozen meters forward from the shadows to land in front of Alice. The Duke of boxers himself had come. Mega "the Duke" Chad stood tall and proud. His freakishly eight feet height of pure male muscle made him look more like a steroid monster than a high school senior.

His male member also stood tall and proud, pointing threateningly at Alice's face. Without hesitating, he immediately throws a straight jab at Alice's right boob. It was a direct hit. Alice staggers backwards a bit before grimacing a little bit.

Another straight jab, but this time she just lunges forward and below the punch in a spearlike move. MegaChad and the male audience laughed as her lunge is halted immediately by her opponent's gargantuan body. Their laughter died when they realize that she had rammed her head straight into his waiting balls.

MegaChad collapse into the fetal position, his hands clutching protectively over his family jewels.

The overwhelming agony cause him to spasm and convulse.

"Your muscles are useless when you have such easy targets."

Out comes the stretcher and the paramedics immediately carted MegaChad away.

"Is there no one else?!!!"

She screamed at the arena audience. All the boys ran away except for Timmy. She eyed the only other remaining person in the area and sighed.

"I suppose you are GigaChad? Funny, you don't look like GigaChad." She carefully examined Timmy's five foot five thin pasty figure.

"No, GigaChad accidentally sat on his own balls last week and is still recovering. I'm here to get your autograph. I'm your biggest fan."

"I've a fan club? Wow, I thought everyone is afraid of me and hates me." She sighed again, reminding Timmy a little bit of that sighing girl from The Last Airbender.

"Well, I don't know about everyone else, but I like you. I mean I don't hate you. You're my favorite girl. Not that I have any other girls in mind you know, like.. uhh when I say I like you I mean I think you're a great fighter, not that I don't don't like you..." Timmy's face was as red as Chad's balls were when they got smashed. As red as the nipples threatening to poke through the translucent bra Alice is wearing.

Alice closed the gap between them and Timmy felt pure joy as her breasts are graze his chest. His joy turned to fear as he suddenly feels her hand dart lightning fast into his loose trousers and snake its way around his balls.

"Oh I remember now, so you're the guy who's always trying to perv on me huh? So did you jerk off to me at home you pervert?!" The soft hands of the girl of his dreams suddenly turned into a steel vice. His voice rose an octave... Pain exploded in his nuts, every nerve in searing blinding agony.

"No, no please no! Don't crush them.... I'm sorry, I can't help it. You're just so sexy and amazing! Please spare me."

Alice was taken aback. Despite being fully aware of her own beauty, no one had actually complimented her that apart from her own parents. Guys are always either too afraid or too angry at her to compliment her. Her heartbeat quickened and she tensed in confusion. A scream woke her from her reverie.

Timmy was openly sobbing into her bosom now and holding on to her arm. His legs were convulsing. Alice finally realized that she had nearly crushed his balls. She quickly let go and her only fan falls bonelessly to the floor.

"Sorry Timmy, I... I forgot how fragile you boys are. These testicles are such a hassle huh? Guess I'm lucky I don't have them."

Timmy started pitching a tent fit for royalty.

"Oh... Oh! You're one of \*those\* guys huh? You're getting off on seeing me destroy guys' nuts. Hmmm... Let's make a bargain. I'll forgive you for checking me out if you become my sparring partner in the future."

"But I don't know how to fight."

"Target dummy then." Alice flashes one of her rare bright smiles and stomps her bare foot into Timmy's crotch. Timmy smiles weakly before passing out.