Work threats and busts

In my 20s I got threatened, saw some other guys get threatened and hit, and wanted to share the stories. Funny part is that all of this was in an office envirnment, in a bank:

My boss (28-m) was dressed casually, and he was lightly throwing a ball of rubberbands at a secretary (48-f) -- basically messing with her. Another woman (28) and I were watching. The secretary got tired of it, so she through the ball back at him hard, and it hit him square in the bulge of his jeans. He groaned, hands went to his junk, and I started laughing like hell, along with the woman who was watching. He was embarrassed, and picked up the ball and chucked it at the secretary, but it was a wild throw (he was in pain) and luckily it missed her since he threw it too hard to be playing around.

Same job, me (24) and another woman (24), who I reallly liked were talking. I was in a suit (so no protection), and she was in a pants suit. Out of nowhere, she kicks at my nuts. Luckily she stopped just before she connected. She laughed, and I was shocked. I was thinking "what the f?" It seemed like a power thing, like she was showing that she could always nail me if she wanted. It was hot.

First job, me (22) and a different woman (22), again were talking. Again, out of nowhere, she knees my nuts. Instinctively I flinch, backing my junk away from her knee, so it just touches my nuts, and she laughs. I would have been in some serious pain if I did not move back in time. Again a power thing, I think.

At a bar with work colleagues heard another woman (27) threaten to pull a guys (27) balls off, and he was going "no, no, no" -- both were joking but she was annoyed at something he said, and he was acting like he was really afraid. I group of us were around them and laughing. Earlier that week, she had swung her foot up at his balls, and he pulled back -- at that time I started laughing, but stopped when he motioned for me to be quiet and not make a big deal of it -- I think he was embarrassed that first time.

Anyone else have some work stories?