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She replaced Joseph Gaines's clipboard, stood and set the chair behind the next man, sat and took his. He started whimpering in and out through his nose as he watched her. His eyes welled up. "Phillip Martin! 34 years old! Five feet eleven inches! Hair brown! Eyes hazel brown! Crimes! Sedition! One! Animal Cruelty! Numerous!" She slowly turned and looked him in the eyes and his tears spilled over ...
OVER ACHIEVER By: Jason I am a lot older than my wife but my sex drive has always been stronger than hers. This as you can imagine has caused some serious problems between us. I can not find any way to increase hers so she decided maybe we need to slow mine down. I would not consider a divorce so we discussed options and finally agreed that by removing one of my balls maybe this would help. We che...
CITY SLICKER By: jason (
[email protected]) I grew up in the Midwest on a farm where we raised a varity of animals, including cattle and sheep. My brothers and sisters all helped with the work and during the summer my cousin would come out and spend the summer with us. We taught him all about life on the farm and raising animals. We spent our free time swimming in the river that ran at the bac...
By: JASON My wife is my second marriage and is younger than me and is employed as a nurse in surgery at a local hospital. She has always been fasinated with playing with my balls and often asked what they would feel like outside my sack. I personally did not give it too much thought other than I enjoyed sex to much to have them removed totally. One day she came home from work all excited telli...
She went past Flynn and he heard a sink running for a while, then she returned, clean of blood, set the chair behind the next man, sat and took his clipboard, cleared her throat and read, "Joseph Gaines! 19 years old! Six feet two inches! Hair blond! Eyes hazel green! Crimes! Sedition! One! War Crimes! Twenty!" Joseph Gaines heard her flip the page but did not flinch or make any noise but fast, de...
By: Idris Our Perfect Solution My wife, Jayne, and I are in our early forties and met about four years ago. I had been married before, but divorced after my first wife left me for someone she met at work. After my divorce, I had taken to masturbating regularly, and often fantasized about being castrated by a woman. I had no particular desired for castration, but I found the mental images were very...
Flynn's cock had fallen completely limp straight down before him. She glanced back at him, at it, then turned around, replaced Jarek Partsch's clipboard, and set the chair behind the next man. He started sobbing in great silent wheezes as she picked up his clipboard. He glanced around at her and she winked with a smirk, cleared her throat and read, "Jesse Edmundson! Thirty-one years old! Six feet ...
My husband was a nurse in the Alabama correctional system in the 70’s and says there were court ordered castrations not chemical performed on inmates. He only has told me a little but it wasn’t pretty. He says the crying as they were taken was awful as they were stripped in their cell
Ex's Offer Let me tell you an unfortunate story. I split up with my ex last year, paid her all my savings and borrowed money from the bank to 'buy out' her half of my house, $85,000. She took the kids. I went on a hell of a bender, used up all my holidays and sick pay and was eventually laid off from my job. I started using my credit card to pay my bills. She bought a unit a few blocks away. M...
Erections no More I am 42 years old and have been married for 5 years to a beautiful 25 year old brunette. My wife is very shapely and keeps herself in top shape by working out daily at the gym. She always has the males at the gym drooling over her and lusting for her body. She loves to tease me about all the men who want into her pants. As I’m getting older I’ve found that it takes more kinky...
Flynn now alternated between standing and hanging by his arms. His legs were tired but hanging was uncomfortable. Cassandra replaced Sean Smith's clipboard and set the chair behind the next man at the opposite wall. There were five men left to be punished facing this wall. She sat and that man was whispering, "...d be thy name thy kingdom come thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven give us t...
She strode over John Fulp's cage and sat behind Hurlbut. He was breathing deep and slow. "See? Pain's almost completely gone, right?" He sniffed and nodded. "Good! Well, I'm gonna have to staple your sack up now. These are some nasty pinches, but it won't last long." Clack clack clack clack clack. Clack. He groaned loudly when she started and whimpered up high by the fourth fiery pinch. Then she w...
She turned back to her left and set her sights on the man closest to the door at the wall on Flynn's right. But then she turned and walked past Flynn. "I could do with some Gatorade," he said. "Yeah! Me, too," she said and opened the fridge. She held a 32-ounce bottle to his lips and he chugged it. Then she drank hers. "I'm gonna have to take a piss," he said, "and, uh...I'm...gonna have to...go N...
She replaced his clipboard, set the chair behind the next man, sat and picked up his. "Walter Palmer! DDS!" She lowered it and looked him over. "Dentist, huh?" He didn't answer, just breathed fast and deep through his nose. "I'd expect someone so well educated to know better than to fucking resist." She cleared her throat. "49 years old! Six feet two inches! Hair brown slash graying! Eyes hazel br...
She took a deep breath, sighed, and said, "Lunch Break!" She passed Flynn and he heard something open. "You hungry?" "Yeah." "You like Chinese food?" "Yeah," he said over his shoulder. He couldn't see her. "Won ton soup?" "Uh, yeah...it's...one of my favorites." "Me, too." The door shut. It was a fridge. Another opened and clacked shut, and he heard a long whir. A microwave. She returned to his si...
Flynn listened to the sink run for a couple minutes. When she reappeared, her body was clean and she had the hose. She picked up and rinsed the paddle first, tossed it by the chair, and then rinsed David Andersen's upturned ass until he was soaked all over. Flynn could then see clearly that his scrotum had been torn open into a ragged gaping hole, and it immediately bled anew. The paddle had explo...
Tags: Ballbusting, castration, post-apocalyptic. All characters are over 18. Hunter tried to avoid making too much noise as he walked through the forest. It was difficult with so many leaves on the ground. Through the trees, he caught occasional glimpses of the charred, bombed out skyscrapers from the Before Times. A lifelong Bunker Dweller, he knew that the Top Side could be a very dangerous plac...
She looked at her hands, smiled and held them up. Flynn still tasted bitter nut mush. He smacked his tongue, swallowed and suddenly shivered, then looked at her hands. He hadn't noticed till now that they were streaming with dry blood from reaching up inside John Fulp's ballsack. She walked behind and he heard a sink run briefly. She slapped his left ass cheek hard as she returned to the cages dry...
[mm, ballbusting, castration, twink, cum, brothers, commission] Small clothing store was empty. A lone employee, Jason, sighed. Crowds of beachgoers were constantly walking by, reminding him that he definitely wasn't being paid enough to die here of boredom. Jason was a athletic guy, whose black curtain bangs framed his forehead and dark eyes. He needed some excitement in his life. The store remai...
She pulled the steel rod from the forge with a pair of tongs and moved it her anvil before picking up a sizable hammer and striking it. Sparks flew from the hot steel as she worked it striking it over and over again. Suddenly the door burst open and dwarves dragged a human man into the room. “What are you lads doing and who's the human?” She asked. “We caught this shite steal’n from the sh...
A link to all my Mortal Kombat stories including the newest chapter! Mortal Kombat Chapters Chapter I https://www.reddit.com/u/RedWolfmann/s/j8jgtBZWaB Chapter II https://www.reddit.com/u/RedWolfmann/s/UbWraS5Ele Chapter III https://www.reddit.com/u/RedWolfmann/s/ZRg989pbqu Chapter IV https://www.reddit.com/u/RedWolfmann/s/XbHs7m3yzd Chapter V https://www.reddit.com/u/RedWolfmann/s/nl4JSWP83H Chap...
Cassandra put her hands on Flynn's chest, squeezed his pecs upward and massaged them around his nipples, then unwrapped her legs from him and pushed away with a hop to the floor. She lightly slapped him and smiled as she walked behind him. He heard a door open, shut, and then her chugging. She walked back into view with a large bottle of grape Gatorade upended at her mouth, face tilted to the ceil...
The door ratcheted open with a long creak. Someone flip-flopped in and the fluorescent lights hummed on. They were on their hands and knees in a dungeon of sorts. All of them were facing the walls about one foot from them. They could turn their heads well enough to see the man on their left and the man on their right, but no better. They did not know how many of them were in here or how long they ...
FOURSOME by ED I could hardly believe it was happening, I was on my way to meet with three women for a foursome of great sex. I found the threesome by answering an ad on one of those internet personals and after a couple of e-mails, we had set up today as the day to do it. The house was in the country deep in the woods, not a sign of any other people for miles. I went up to the door and rang the b...
Nobody can guess by just looking at me what I have in the crotch of my jeans. I smile as I go about my daily business, imaging the reactions of the people around me if they could only see what I look like down there. It all began a couple of years ago when I discovered a sex shop in my local city. I was very fascinated by all the sex toys on the shelves – butt plugs, tit clamps, etc.—but m...
The bed was comfortable. Handcuffed to the bedposts and face down in soft pillows, I couldn’t help but think how helpless I was. Of course, my ass lifted high into the air by a harness from the ceiling didn’t help much. I moaned as the warm shaving cream was smeared around my balls, up and down my throbbing cock, and playfully slid across my ass cheeks. She was truly a professional. With one h...
A group of four of us couples likes to meet every two weeks for a friendly night of Bridge. We rotate among the various couple’s houses so as to spread out the hostess duty. Usually just snacks & drinks are provided, and the game is friendly – no money changes hands. We are all in our late thirties, and kids sometimes wander about the house as we play. Carol & Bill’s situation is different t...
I had always had the hots for some of my wife’s friends. I had no idea they had the hots for each other! We had a little group of friends. We had been through many of life’s events together. Births, deaths, divorces, raising children and so on. Still, we had remained friends. We went to parties together. Nothing unusual happened at the parties, just drinks, laughs, and general fun. We even...
wife Sharon and I married young. We were also both pretty religious, so we saved our virginity for the wedding night. I still remember that first night. Oh boy did she feel good! I must have cum in a matter of seconds. She seemed surprised by how fast I came, but never complained. However as time went along, she began to gripe. I think she must have been talking with friends. “You never last lon...
She walked over to the booth that was sitting near the corner of the sidewalk and knocked on the door. After waiting for a moment to make sure that it wasn’t occupied, she pulled the door open and stepped inside. The interior of the booth was a sterile white color with bright LED lighting overhead, directly in front of the door was a console that was about chest height and below console was plat...
She heard a strange sound and sat up on her flower and stretched her delicate butterfly like wings fluttering as she did so. She looked around to find the source of the odd sound and noticed a human man standing nearby. He had his pants down and was rubbing something she’d never seen before that was located between his legs. Out of curiosity she fluttered over to the man and landed on a stone at...
Grela trotted along spear in hand, she’d found the trail of a couple of humans and by the smell of it they were close. She heard the babbling of a brook and held up her hand causing the rest of the hunting party to stop. She crouched down and slowly moved through the brush creeping ever closer to the stream. She peeked out of the underbrush to find two human men bathing in the river. She let out...
Martin was a typical middle aged loser. He went to work at the office and came home alone to eat his microwave dinner and spend his pay on onlyfans models. He spend his nights tipping and stroking his little white cock. One night he saw a familiar face pop up in an ad. It was Angela the young intern at his job. He subscribed to her profile and immediately got a message. “What’s your name cutie...
Full story here Part 1 Minh fell to the rubber mat below, barely making sense of the impossible pain and ecstatic relief overwhelming him. He wasn’t a virgin. He’d fucked. He came inside a real girl, not his hand. And he’d lost a ball for it. Even if he could deny what every alarm in his body screamed, and the shrieking pain echoing out from the bloated nexus between his legs, his probing fi...
Full story here Minh Nguyen sat on the bench in the locker room, his leg jiggling nervously against his brother’s. Both were in their underwear, conspicuously glancing at the raging boner tenting his twin’s briefs. “There’s no way that waiver was real. It’s got to be a prank, or like, a marketing thing.” Hung assured him. “It cannot be legal to agree to be castrated in an MMA league....
She leaned back in the chair spreading her legs and exposing her hairless slit to the men chained to the wall. Go ahead and look boys you won’t be men when you see another. “How can you tell when they’re dead?” Jack asked. “Want me to explain?” She asked. “Yes!” He replied. She smiled at his enthusiasm, she stood up and stretched before walking over to the first man on the left. Sh...
Once a year the colloge hosted the ball festival. It was a way to witle out the weaker boys and only leaving the men. With so many guys in the population the school figured it would be best to insure only the best of the best gens made it in to the world. As a freshman it was such a shock the first year I heard about it. I still remember when the girls were excitement to see diffrnet games. They q...
[mm, ballbusting, castration, slicing, hand crush, commission] Small convenience store on the street corner was empty. There were two shelves with assorted merchandise, freezers and a self-serve coffee station. The counter had cash register, and mini-stands for chewing gum, lottery tickets and condoms. It was already late, and the rest of the night promised to be lonely and uneventful. Outside, th...
“What have you got for me today?” Nox asked. “We have an order from the imperial torturer and you’re up,” the hawk person said. The hawk handed her a slip of paper and she looked it over. “As forth coming as usual I see,” Nox replied. “You know how it is over there,” The hawk said. “I wonder how many poor bastards they got for me,” Nox replied. The hawk just shrugged. “Bett...
Definitely castration oriented.
My old work, is it still relevant today? - Luigi
I wrote this back in the late 80’s or early 90’s for the “Eunuch Archives”. I found it on “Number 2’s, Take the Pitch”. Please let me know if it’s too outdated, or still worth reading. - Luigi
“Good evening Rina,” Nox said. “Good evening Ma’am,” Rina replied. “We have two guests tonight,” Nox said. “What kind of men are they?” Rina replied. “Another human and a horseman,” Nox said. “A horseman?” Rina asked. “Yes,” Nox replied. “I’ve never seen a horseman, down there before,” Rina said. “Well you’re in for quite a sight then,” Nox replied. “Hav...
The Signature Trade Susannah was a phenomenon. At twenty-eight she had built an empire on nothing but her body, her voice, and her unapologetic dominance. Her subscribers—thousands of them—paid premium monthly tributes just to watch her tease that signature, thick, dark natural bush between her slender thighs. Her figure was deceptively girlish: small, perky breasts with puffy pink nipples, na...
Hey, everyone. I hope you enjoy reading this story as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please like, comment, or send me a DM if you love these kinds of stories. I’m also open to suggestions for improvement. Tags: Ballbusting, Crushing, Elastrator, Castration, Paralysis, Restraints. Sarah groaned as she bent down to close the oven. She was just over three months pregnant and was finally beginning to...
Nox stretched when she stood up. “Better get going,” she said. “Have fun,” the barkeep replied in a hissing reptilian voice. “Always do,” she said. She tossed a few coppers on the bar and walked out of the smokey tavern and into the night air. She breathed in deeply enjoying the crispness of the autumn despite the ever-present stench of the city. She walked away from the tavern heading...
It had been a year since Bogdan (FTM 25) had officially become Kevin’s (M26) owner. Not technically in a court of law, but they had both signed a piece of paper declaring that, in their home, Bogdan owned Kevin and had explicit control over a wide variety of aspects of Kevin’s life. Kevin had been extremely eager to sign the document; he trusted his owner with his life. Despite his mostly glow...
Hi all. I'm a woman who is into this, and I've been into this for a long time. I've psychoanalyzed my fantasy and I think it has to do with the fact that I've been abused by men and I'm a survivor of sexual assault. So, naturally it makes sense to fantasize about the source of men's virility and... manhood being taken away. Like the very \*essence\* of a man is gone. I love discussing ideas of how...
hi! I'm looking for a story where a younger brother bets a woman to fuck him and if the woman cums first, he can brag it to his friends but if he cums first, he gets castrated. after he got castrated, his brother went to the place and gets revenge for his little brother but will also share the same fate as him.
Hi! Thanks for reading! It’s my first story here , went all out. You can check my profile for other stories I’ve posted. Disclaimers Graphic, so be warned. Fantasy! 100% my own dirty thoughts from my dirty mind. Every one is an adult. I use AI tools for grammar. Now the story: The moonlight filtered through the cracked stained-glass windows of the ancient keep, casting fractured, ethereal colo...
The bass from the speakers thumped through the crowded sorority house like a second heartbeat. John stood awkwardly near the kitchen, nursing a warm beer and trying not to stare too obviously at the sea of short dresses and confident smiles. At nineteen, he was still catching up—puberty had only really hit him late in high school, leaving him with a lanky but newly filled-out frame, a decent six...
The story unfolds in a quiet suburban neighborhood in Florida, where Elena Ramirez, a no-nonsense 42-year-old single mother, has always prided herself on keeping her only son, Marcus, on the straight and narrow. Marcus had just turned 18 a few months ago—a senior at the local high school, tall, broad-shouldered, with chiseled features, dark wavy hair, and a cocky grin that made girls weak in the...
Story hub (with audio recording by an actual human woman!!!) ---- Oh, hi! Come on in. Of course I know who you are. giggle I certainly wouldn’t forget after the...hefty fee you paid. Just...you...are sure you want this though, right? I mean...I’ll do anything for that price, but...it’s going to be permanent, you know. giggle And… you...do know you’re not going to enjoy this fetish after ...
Story Hub Steven’s Big Exam Steven looked at his dashboard clock for the 10th time that minute. He’d agreed to give his sister a ride from her self-defense class only if she promised to get out on time; Professor Wexler was a stickler for punctuality. But as usual, Kaitlin was late. He sighed in frustration; this was just like her. She was probably just inside chatting with her friends while h...
The Cam Couple This story contains ball busting, castration, and explicit sexual scenes. This story is not safe for work. This is an act of fiction and all characters are above the age of 18. Beth and Craig were college sophomores who had been dating since last year. Both had rough financial troubles since going to college. Beth’s friend recommended she become a cam girl online to make money for...
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[fm, ballbusting, castration, competitive, many balls, kicks, shoes, commission] The lights dimmed around the stage. The people were already in their seats, anticipating a new show. A woman in a white suit, Jane, proprietor of the underground club, was standing near a small, round table in the center of the stage. She addressed the audience. "Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, for you, we have a new c...
I smelled the farm even before I saw it on the horizon. A pig farm wasn’t exactly a rose patch, but still, I found my heart fluttering as the slightly acrid smell penetrated my nostrils. When I finally crested the hill, Joan was in the pig pen, as usual, nearly as tall standing in the mud as I was riding the horse. “Hey, long time no see, cousin,” said Joan, with a little nod. I always loved...
Hi ! This was written in a multiple writers brainstorming session and then polished. Scenario: You are tied and the lady you wanted to have fun with starts revealing her real intentions, that are no good at all for your balls ... You are also ballgagged and you're forced to listen to her intentions turning to sad reality without possible objections. ... "Hush, darling … It's a crucial moment ......
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I was wondering if there are any stories on here or anywhere else where the guy getting castrated willing does so not like tricked into it but genuinely wants his balls gone
I will use my mod privileges to post an ad. As you know, I write story commissions ([info here](https://www.reddit.com/user/Unusual_Judgment1182/comments/12oktz3/my_stories/)). I have a completley finished female - male ballcrushing story, for which my client stood me up about a year ago. The story is about a contest between three guys, in each round a new girl comes to the stage, gives them a cha...
Tags: ballbusting, rupturing, castration, penectomy, weapons. Archie, Kacper, and Oliver exchanged nervous glances in the back of the unmarked police SUV as the vehicle was driven into an abandoned-looking warehouse on the outskirts of town. “Where have you taken us?” Archie demanded. Maggie, the stern-looking 56-year-old ex-military chief of police who was behind the wheel, ignored him. She s...
Bob was 35,married 6 foot tall and of a medium build, all the biscuits and snacks he ate where being to show on his tummy. Bob was taking Sue his wife of 10 years out for a birthday meal. Angie Sue's best friends daughter was baby sitting there 2 children. Bob and Sue had a lovely meal and once home Bob was to drop Angie the baby sitter home safely, Angie was just 16. Bob pulled the car into a des...
I can’t speak for everyone else, but I personally thank all of the authors here for sharing their hard work to write the stories that captivate my mind. Y’all are bad ass mother fuckers (or cucked bitches, whichever you prefer, I’m not judging, just trying to be supportive and cheer you on, as long as I don’t have to be the one wearing a cheerleader uniform🤪)
Ever seen the Jason Stathem movie “Crank 2: High Voltage”? The premise of the movie is Chev Chelios is captured by the Triad, his heart is stolen and replaced with an artificial heart to keep him alive while other organs are harvested. The second organ that was to be harvested was to be his dick and balls, but he escapes first and spends the rest of the movie trying to get his heart back to it...
Graduation day was around the corner and our whole class of horses had fully bloomed into adulthood. Still, at least a third of the class was finally feeling the noose drawing in. Decades earlier in a commitment to purify the lineage of horses, a father and first son decree had been established. Only the male stud of household and his first son could be kept whole for siring. Any extras would be g...
“Oh, good! You’re starting to wake up a little. No, don’t try to sit up. You’re ok, but it’s going to be a few days before you have the strength even to lift your head for more than a couple of seconds. *giggles* Oh, gosh, that raspy wheezing makes you sound like a zombie! Shh, shh, I know what you’re trying to ask. You’ve been out for six hours. It’s this crazy flu that’s going ...
*If you like this story, please upvote or comment. It helps make it feel worth it. Thanks! I was exhausted and run down. The business was requiring more of my attention than ever, my husband was fucking his secretary and now Val, the most powerful woman perhaps in the country, wanted to talk to me about all of it at her club. I turned the corner and my stomach fell. Val was sitting with a bunch of...
Banding: The next generation This story contains ball busting SPH, castration, and explicit sexual scenes. This story is not safe for work. This is an act of fiction and all characters are above the age of 18. I figured I would pick up where I left off in my old series about the college friends who had an unquenchable thirst for balls. Now a new generation has begun. Let me know what you think! If...
Yes, I’m fully aware of how much of a nerd this makes me by saying this… but… in the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins and Frodo Baggins are both “Baggins from Bag End”… wouldn’t it be reasonable to assume that there was a hobbit Castratrix in the Shire, hence why that part of the Shire was called Bag End, and why neither Bilbo Baggins nor Frodo Baggins ever had any chi...
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It was a warm, sunny late summer day when Susan left the knife grinder's workshop. She wore a short, yellow dress with white flowers and a wide-brimmed straw hat. Her blue eyes were hidden behind sunglasses, and her curly blonde hair fluttered gently in the breeze. Susan had a curvy figure, and her low-cut top offered a tantalizing glimpse of her ample bosom. Naturally, her appearance attracted a ...
Disclaimer: All characters are fictional and over the age of 18. Don't try this at home. Lindy hated working on the farm. Sure, she'd robbed a guy at gunpoint and then kicked him in the groin to buy herself some time to escape, but she still thought the punishment was unfair. Actually, any punishment was. It wasn't her fault she was poor and the rich wouldn't hand over their money without force. B...
You ever have one of those days, where you start to feel like it’s just a cursed day and you want it to be over? Richard was about to have one of those days. He was standing just outside of his front door looking at the ice covering everything. As he stood there, he felt like there was an ominous premonition but he waved it off as just not wanting to deal with ice. There had been some shitty wea...
I didn’t want to spam out a bunch of individual stories that were all so short, so I’ve bundled them all into a collection. There’s pottery, woodworking, machining, and car mechanic work. Welcome to a series of workshop wreckage. ---------- I inherited an old pottery spinning wheel from my grandma. I’d gotten into it when I took a course in high school and kept up with it as a hobby after ...
I’ve always questioned my masculinity. Ever since I started getting more into the age range for sexual activity I’ve preferred being penetrated rather than penetrating. As I got more into this I started finding more details about femboys and sissies. I didn’t feel trans, but I liked being girly. Mostly it started off wearing more girly outfits, I got into light ball busting in addition to be...
Annie was a witch, most of her friends and family thought it was just woo woo performance art stuff though and laughed it off. For whatever reason, there was some kind of magic veil that would push people towards brushing off direct magical events as nothing of significance. Only a few people could actually practice witchcraft, those being the people that, for whatever reason, didn’t have the ve...
I’d always dreamed of having a super powered girlfriend. I’d had some flings with girls with various powers like illusions cloning, psychokinesis, and so on. They were fun and some of their powers certainly added something to the bedroom for sure. But the true peak for super hunters was the superhuman for some reason finding one willing to hook up was damn near impossible. There were tons of t...
Adam had been a femboy pretty much since puberty had started to hit him. He didn’t think he was trans, but he didn’t really like the masculine features that were becoming more and more prominent as he grew. At 19 his puberty was taking its time and he wanted to stop it. He looked up some possibilities and found that castration can disrupt puberty. He started looking at options online that he c...
Wrote this as a simple prompt in another post. Feel free to take it and expand on it if you want. It only has one castration, otherwise a bit of ball busting. “John! Jeremy! Jeff! Julian! Which one of you fucks fucked Katherine last night?” John was already in the dining room and turned to look at me, “The fuck are you talking about? Also, I’m sitting right here and you looked at me while ...