u/Available_Raspberry1

I’m looking for a story where women win the election and the first law they make is deeming mens privates considered a weapon.

I am looking for a story I think was called April fools. It was about a guy getting out the shower that founds out his towel is missing and that there are now a bunch of rat traps in the bathroom. As he is getting out his cousin and her friend are waiting outside the bathroom.

I was looking for a story that I was called something like April Fools, and it was a cousin or something pranking the guy getting out of the shower, who gets his balls stuck in a mousetrap.

I'm looking for a Christmas story about someone that opens a gift and inside is broken baubles and when they see it their sister kicks him in nuts and the mother laughs and lets them do it again.