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The diner was silent after closing, the kids were all put to bed, neon humming in the window, painting the booths in a soft pink glow. Bob was bent over the counter, rag in hand, muttering about supply orders. He thought the night was winding down. But Linda’s eyes glinted behind him, hungry with mischief. “Bobieee,” she sang, slipping behind him, arms sliding around his waist. “You’ve b...

For context, my wife and I have been into ballbusting since we were teenagers. This year, I’ve been nudging her to hit me with some totally random nutshots throughout the day, just to spice things up. She’ll sometimes announce “vanilla nut taps!” before giving me a quick slap to the boys. It weirdly turns me on, and then we’ll usually hold off on anything more sexual until later that nig...

\*This is a true story that happened to me about a year ago\* So I work in IT for a large company and I'm the only man on my team. When we do quarterly production releases my manager likes to take us out to "team building" activities (in the past we've gone axe throwing, or painting nights, or a cooking class). Well this time she had the idea to get us our own private martial arts class. We headed...

**Chapter 1:** It was Dave's first day at the University of Buffalo, New York (Go bulls). Dave was a scrawny freshman who was lucky enough to get a full scholarship for robotics. He was headed to the first class of his semester for calculus. Most 1st year students would take some sort of precalculus or geometry class, but Dave earned college credits while he was still in high school. As he walked ...

George sprinted full speed through the jungle to catch up to the large bulldozer. He jumped on to the back, stood up on the engine and carefully balanced himself on the side door. He approached Sally, a sexy Indian looking enforcer working as an agent for the lumber company. He put his head close to her neck and said, “George Won't hit women so George appreciate it if women don't hit George". Sa...