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Joke: tough as nails

A guy strutted into a bar bragging, *“I can take anything life throws at me. I’m tough as nails.”* A woman smirked and said, *“Wanna bet the next round of drinks on that?”* He grinned. *“You’re on.”* She grabbed him by the shoulders and kneed him in the balls so hard she heard a crunch. He collapsed, squealing on the floor. She glanced down at her hand, sighed, and said, *“Oh no�...

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Joke: Three Kick Rule

A shiny BMW and a dusty old pickup screeched nose-to-nose, both lunging for the last open parking spot in the gravel lot. Tires squealed, horns blared, brakes locked. The yuppie in a suit slammed his door and stormed out, scowling at the truck. From behind the massive pickup came the crunch of **heavy steel-toe work boots** on gravel. He stiffened, bracing for some burly redneck to appear. Instead...

Request: arm wrestle

Anyone have the old clip of the arm wrestling where a guy is beating everyone but then a smaller woman suddenly beats him, then afterwards we see that she had her foot digging into his groin the whole time? It was on YouTube and the tone of it was like a funny skit, not realistic at all, but it was still good. There's so much ACTUAL arm wrestling content that has gone on YouTube since then it's ex...

Nami vs Buggy (one piece fanfic)

The salty sea breeze whipped through the air as the notorious Captain Buggy faced off against the cunning navigator of the Straw Hat Pirates, Nami. Buggy's disjointed body parts whizzed and swirled around Nami, striking at her with surprising precision. Nami's keen eyes scanned the chaos, searching for an opening. Her quarterstaff spun gracefully in her hand, deflecting the magical onslaught. Sudd...