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How would you like to be jerked off? Ok i really don't want to be offensive but I really need the advice. I'm a gay guy with an average-sized penis (haven't measured but i've compared) and there's a guy i really like who, i won't get into our sex life but it is active although we are not in a relationship. And his penis is much smaller than mine, especially in circumference. Anyway, he really enjo...
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I initially played the google play store version of openttd (on an old chromebook i still have from highschool, so unfortunately im working with the chromeos containerized linux) and only just switched to the linux version, and I can't stand how the music sounds now. The songs are identifiably the same but the instruments seem so downgraded. Is there a way to change the soundfont, either in the ga...
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This will make it easier for players to get shovels
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There’s this guy in my history class who sits one chair ahead of me and two chairs to the left. Dustin. He’s not popular, like, at all, but I think he’s kinda cute. Like endearing, yes, but also, like, hot cute. I probably sound crazy for calling Dustin hot, but, to each her own or all types of fruits and nuts or whatever.Anyways, I’ve tried making some subtle advances (wouldn’t want any...
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Dance like no ones watching? How about try "Fuck like no ones watching you cum inside me hole!" happy Valentine day! My thin ugly boyfriend is out of town and I am looking to CHEAT TODAY: opa no condom style! and unlike most cheater affairs, I AM emotionally availble and so Love IS on the table! No get me wrong, I DEEPLY LOVE my sickly boyfriend (he is hospitalized: pushed me out of the way of Com...
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The jump should be slow, too, so you can watch the enderman go in a big semicircular arc. I think it would be fun.
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I recently moved into a new family, and they have a very affectionate and hyper dog. She'll come running towards you as soon as she sees you, and jumps up on you, and wiggles right on your legs. Problem is, she's heavier than I am and made of pure muscle. How do I teach her to restrain herself?
Just not a very interesting seed IMO.
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I grew up in a sort of Zionist Jewish Liberal (in the American and general sense) bubble. I had always vaguely known of left-wing criticism of Israel, but had always dismissed it as a small and insignificant minority, and certainly didn't think there were many anti-Zionist Jews still around. Around the time I left the Jewish private school for high school and started questioning religion, I starte...
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Oh well. UPDATE: I managed to prize it off its hinges
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I've been in and out of various institutions since I was 16. Some of the institutions called us "students" as opposed to staff but that's dumb so we always just said kids and staff. But recently I went to the adult psych ward, and I kept calling the patients "kids" even though some were like 50. It's really embarrassing to be corrected and probably kinda insulting for some of them to be called a k...
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when you smelt it you get your furnace all wet, ruining it
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r/Mario
2021-02-24
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When I was 16 my parents paid to have me carted off to north carolina to a program where they made me live in the woods for four months in the cold, sleep in tents, and regularly carry heavy packs on 10-mile hikes. Half the kids there had to be kidnapped in the middle of the night and I need to be very careful when I criticize the concept of age of consent lest people call me a pedophile. No me...
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If anyone tries to teach me about logic gates I won’t read it cause then i’d have to post something else
I would guess that at least a third of “cis”people wouldn’t have a gender identity if agab wasn’t seen as the default, and I can only think of one who has realized. Either that or I feel this way and assume that’s just how gender feels like for a lot of people.
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2020-12-06
In accordance with [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/k7x4qe/just_a_heads_up/) by u/SaphoAndHerFriend, I will be keeping a running list of reddit users who did the thing outlined in the post, and their pronouns. Please submit any users to me by DM or in the comments along with documentation of them stating their preference.
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There's nothing un-Anglish about talking like folks talk nowadays. You don't have to stop saying words that weren't in Old English. Before you ask for what to say instead of something, look and see if it isn't already Anglish. Look at where it comes from. If the Normans never set foot in England, and England never sunk its greedy little graspers into every faraway land it could take, English would...
and gay men have a thing for straight men and straight women have a thing for gay men and lesbians have a thing for straight women wtf is wrong with us discuss