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Practical handjob question

How would you like to be jerked off? Ok i really don't want to be offensive but I really need the advice. I'm a gay guy with an average-sized penis (haven't measured but i've compared) and there's a guy i really like who, i won't get into our sex life but it is active although we are not in a relationship. And his penis is much smaller than mine, especially in circumference. Anyway, he really enjo...

.pat and .sf2

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changing soundfont

I initially played the google play store version of openttd (on an old chromebook i still have from highschool, so unfortunately im working with the chromeos containerized linux) and only just switched to the linux version, and I can't stand how the music sounds now. The songs are identifiably the same but the instruments seem so downgraded. Is there a way to change the soundfont, either in the ga...

I Want Answers (11 year old audio from tumblr)

"Disobedient Under Patriarchy" by Safa Hussain

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Zombies that spawn holding shovels should always drop it upon death.

This will make it easier for players to get shovels

Instead of having a hardcoded set of paintings have each painting be a random image from the player's computer

Items purchased from villagers who have never been enclosed or had their initial workstations broken should be marked as "fair trade"

Battle Medley

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self-desegregates

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Getting His Attention (reupload from deleted account)

There’s this guy in my history class who sits one chair ahead of me and two chairs to the left. Dustin. He’s not popular, like, at all, but I think he’s kinda cute. Like endearing, yes, but also, like, hot cute. I probably sound crazy for calling Dustin hot, but, to each her own or all types of fruits and nuts or whatever.Anyways, I’ve tried making some subtle advances (wouldn’t want any...

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I made a medley of all the towns in Earthbound in the style of Weird Al's polkas.

Vocaroo Voice Message

I've heard that some people don't have a gag reflex. Does that mean that if they eat rotten food they won't gag, or is it just for sticking things into the back of their throat?

I am looking to CHEAT TODAY

Dance like no ones watching? How about try "Fuck like no ones watching you cum inside me hole!" happy Valentine day! My thin ugly boyfriend is out of town and I am looking to CHEAT TODAY: opa no condom style! and unlike most cheater affairs, I AM emotionally availble and so Love IS on the table! No get me wrong, I DEEPLY LOVE my sickly boyfriend (he is hospitalized: pushed me out of the way of Com...

If anyone guesses the word I am thinking I will give you one upvote

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Bathroom floor is dirty, but the bathroom doesn’t smell. I can’t show you the smell though because that’s not how computers work

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To celebrate Pride Month, villagers should emit WAY more hearts when they breed

When you equip an item, it has a theme song like in Dora

Endermen shouldn't teleport. Instead they should do a really big long jump.

The jump should be slow, too, so you can watch the enderman go in a big semicircular arc. I think it would be fun.

Make bats useful: 5% of the time when you kill a bat, it drops a bat spawn egg

I like this color. Steely.

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Saw a homophobic meme with bad kerning and made a little edit

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Touch-me-not, or, Plants behaving in a specifically autistic way

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Dog doesn't know its own power

I recently moved into a new family, and they have a very affectionate and hyper dog. She'll come running towards you as soon as she sees you, and jumps up on you, and wiggles right on your legs. Problem is, she's heavier than I am and made of pure muscle. How do I teach her to restrain herself?

Remove seed 4175863772939551616

Just not a very interesting seed IMO.

I am not going back to 4chan I am better than that now god help me I am not going back to 4chan god help me I am NOT going back to 4chan

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Compressing my emotions

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I'm just using this as a place to keep my writing. This is my blog now. I could post this to Tumblr but I run a joke blog there.

I grew up in a sort of Zionist Jewish Liberal (in the American and general sense) bubble. I had always vaguely known of left-wing criticism of Israel, but had always dismissed it as a small and insignificant minority, and certainly didn't think there were many anti-Zionist Jews still around. Around the time I left the Jewish private school for high school and started questioning religion, I starte...

Shamelessly compiling my own tumblr posts

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Parappa the Rapper looks creepy, not cute.

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My door broke and it won't open. I can't get out.

Oh well. UPDATE: I managed to prize it off its hinges

Romance Cognate Spreadsheet I made

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How to stop calling people kid?

I've been in and out of various institutions since I was 16. Some of the institutions called us "students" as opposed to staff but that's dumb so we always just said kids and staff. But recently I went to the adult psych ward, and I kept calling the patients "kids" even though some were like 50. It's really embarrassing to be corrected and probably kinda insulting for some of them to be called a k...

Make leggings tighter

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It's fucking memorizing

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I tried my hand at image-searching the male and female equivalents

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Water ore

when you smelt it you get your furnace all wet, ruining it

When talking to yourself, how do you refer to yourself?

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I half think the grandma is being more politically realistic

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Meme from the psych ward

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Help mediate an argument between me and my sibling! Feel free to debate after voting.

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Age of consent

When I was 16 my parents paid to have me carted off to north carolina to a program where they made me live in the woods for four months in the cold, sleep in tents, and regularly carry heavy packs on 10-mile hikes. Half the kids there had to be kidnapped in the middle of the night and I need to be very careful when I criticize the concept of age of consent lest people call me a pedophile. No me...

"Fun young woman pulling a goofy face"

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I don’t know how logic gates work and I would like to keep it that way

If anyone tries to teach me about logic gates I won’t read it cause then i’d have to post something else

A short thought about cisness

I would guess that at least a third of “cis”people wouldn’t have a gender identity if agab wasn’t seen as the default, and I can only think of one who has realized. Either that or I feel this way and assume that’s just how gender feels like for a lot of people.

egg_irl

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Y'all can quit anytime if you're afraid of getting killed

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Just want y'all to know that I'm gay

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I have been tricked. Wrist. NSFW for some reason

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List of transphobe pronouns

In accordance with [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/k7x4qe/just_a_heads_up/) by u/SaphoAndHerFriend, I will be keeping a running list of reddit users who did the thing outlined in the post, and their pronouns. Please submit any users to me by DM or in the comments along with documentation of them stating their preference.

Inexplicable Tumblr ad

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Anglish isn't meant to be Old English.

There's nothing un-Anglish about talking like folks talk nowadays. You don't have to stop saying words that weren't in Old English. Before you ask for what to say instead of something, look and see if it isn't already Anglish. Look at where it comes from. If the Normans never set foot in England, and England never sunk its greedy little graspers into every faraway land it could take, English would...

Website where you rank nouns

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Straight men have a thing for lesbians

and gay men have a thing for straight men and straight women have a thing for gay men and lesbians have a thing for straight women wtf is wrong with us discuss

If you rub the inside of an apple (sliced or after taking a bite) in peanut butter, nothing sticks. Why not?

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