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My buddy Eli had just come over and we were playing smash bros. My other buddy Isaac thought it would be funny to be cheap and use Pikachu’s thunderbolt over and over under us while we couldn’t get to him. He was smirking and we gave mock annoyed faces. He KO’d us. “I guess you think you won the bet huh?” I asked him with my arms crossed. “Hey, it’s not my fault you guys suck. Spread...

I had been tanning at the pool out back and decided to come inside to get a Coke before going back to my relaxing afternoon. The moment I stepped in I heard my brother Mark yell “Sasha, come here!” “Just give me a second.” I said “Lazy bitch! I need help!”I walked into his room to see his butt sticking out from under his bed. He was wearing some his pajama pants which he free balls in ...