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If they were sentient, dogs would see humans as immortal. Turtles would see us like we see dogs.

Cognitive Dissonance on Full Display

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The Dominion Porn Industry

The closest thing Vorta or Jem'Hadar feel to sexual pleasure comes when they see a Changeling morph forms. There's a Dominion-wide underground industry selling holo-recordings of Changelings morphing from one form to another. About 95% of the holo-recordings are clever fakes created by Vorta who've personally interacted with Founders and have seen them change forms. Another 4.5% are less-clever fa...

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The Slave Traders

On a warm summer morning in 1532, Alvaro Rodrigues and Joam Arantes trudged ashore onto an isolated beach near Manoka, Cameroon. The men, both in their early 20s, were deserters from the Portuguese slave-trading ship *Gabriela*, which had docked in the port city of Douala to buy prisoners of war from local tribes and sell them in Brazil. The previous day, the ship's first officer had caught the tw...

A Night Raid in Normandy

"You must be out of your bloody mind!" Staff Sergeant Malcolm Brown of the British Army's No. 4 Commando Battalion was displeased with the news he'd just received from his lieutenant. His squad had been ordered to land in France the following night, 5 June 1944, and destroy a fortified battery of naval guns, a part of Rommel's Atlantic Wall that would wreak havoc on the infantry transport ships sc...

A Massage Gone Wrong, Part 2

[Click here for Part 1!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BallbustingStories/comments/urlwi3/a_massage_gone_wrong) ‐‐------------------------ Detective Marcus Salcedo of the Tucson, Arizona Police Department pulled into the parking lot of the Red Butterfly massage parlor in his unmarked police SUV. He'd been sent to investigate a sexual assault complaint by a local college student who claimed his mass...

Exchanging Coins for Bills

So I have a lot of zloty coins that I'd like to exchange for bills. Is there a place in Warsaw that has a machine where I can do this? Or do I have to go to a bank?

Exchanging Coins for Bills

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Busted on the Subway

On a Thursday evening in June, after a long day of work at a marketing agency, 35-year-old Kim Hyun-min drearily pushed himself into a packed subway car headed from Seoul, South Korea, to his home in Suwon. Rush hour in a city of 25 million people meant public transportation was typically standing room only. A weary mass of humanity from all walks of life pressed up against each other, just trying...

A Massage Gone Wrong

Ding-Dong! Li Jing heard the doorbell, turned off the TV, and got off the couch to go look at the security camera. The slim 41-year-old woman from Shanghai had been working as a masseuse at Red Butterfly massage parlor in Tucson, Arizona for just over a month. It was the typical sort of "happy ending" massage place that had gotten quite a few women in the local Chinese community arrested and depor...

College Dorm Justice

Aaron Blake and Ken Washington quietly crept up the north stairwell of Lipton Hall, their co-ed dorm building at New York University. It was 2:37 AM. A pickup game of basketball and a few drinks afterwards had caused the 19-year-old freshmen to lose track of time, putting them well in violation of the dorm's 1 AM curfew. Their goal was to make it up to the 5th floor and sneak into their rooms with...

Capture the Flag

Alexandra Salazar adjusted her black bikini top, looking in the mirror to ensure that her nipples on her perky D-cup boobs were even. The 27-year-old Venezuelan was on vacation in Cartagena, Colombia and was about to participate in the annual Capture the Flag tournament held on the beach there. After adjusting her black bikini bottom to make sure it was even with her thighs, she picked up her beac...

Busting the Klan

"Slow down, Jed, let her run a little." It was a cool morning in April 1868. In an empty field near Burton, Tennessee, John Watson, his son Jedidiah, and his nephew Eli were on horseback, chasing a young black woman named Mariam Johnson. The Watsons wore the burlap masks of the Ku Klux Klan and had just torched the Johnson home, shooting Mariam's parents and younger brother in the process. She'd b...

How to Win a Football Game

Jenny Rogers and Clarissa Hernandez waited outside the visitors locker room underneath Michigan Stadium as the Ohio State football team filed out of the door, on their way to the field. The #1-ranked Buckeyes were in town to take on the #4-ranked Wolverines for the Big 10 championship game. If Michigan were able to pull off the upset over Ohio State, they would be put in at least the #3 spot and i...

Revenge in the Shower

"There he is. We should wait 5 more minutes." It was a warm, cloudless July afternoon in Osaka, Japan, where 19-year-olds Narumi Hasegawa and Mariko Takahashi sat in Mariko's car, waiting for her boyfriend Kenji to come home from his baseball game. The two had just seen him walk through the front door of his house. Narumi - his ex who hadn't known she was his ex until 3 days ago - knew that it wou...