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4 tonsils

Dad is really getting on my nerves lately, and I found out he took my brother to a baseball game. A while back I kneed them up inside him. They stayed up there about 3 weeks. I am thinking if I did if swifter, that they could stay up there longer. Just hasnt been the Father figure I need. So maybe he should be the one I kneed :-) Another Mom could come in use at this point. As i read somewhere in ...

Reminiscing about my the first time I crushed a pair…

The first time I crushed a pair was when I had just seen it in the movie. I saw the guy drop, make a funny face and he was down for the count and high pitched…Dad and I were wrestling around and he was tickling me way too hard and instinctively I remember thinking it would be funny just like in the movie, but I had no idea what I was in for… that I would be the stronger dominant one, that men ...

So basically wondering about dating … how do I explain to a guy that I rule my household?

My Father and brother are in check, because they both have an XL heavy set of healthy and heavy danglers … This creates a problem because there are a lot of nice handsome very tall fit men, but not all created “equal “ in the manhood department. Spending so much time over Christmas alone in the house. There has been lots of busting because there’s been lots of drinking and lots of jokes sp...

Brother begging for balls back..

My brother and I were arguing in the living room, his friends were on their way over, and he wanted me to put on a more modest top . I politely declined, and then he took a throw blanket and covered me up with it. I just painted my nails and they were almost dry its smudged them! I was so pissed off ! He just had on thin basketball shorts and was swinging freely, I decided I was going to get even,...

Dad Fruits and Grocery cart corner 😂

l got my Dad right in his grapefruits today! We were at the grocery store, and I was texting and pushing the cart and the corner got him square in the sweet spot. His big fat balls were hanging in his sweatpants and flopping all over. I felt so bad for him… well kinda lol He was so humiliated and in the fetal position. He was humbled so quickly! I forgot how inferior big macho men really are bec...