'Its mandatory to kick all men in the nuts'
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Ballbusting in movies - Ballerina
Ballerina with Ana De Armas is released in theaters this June 6th. The trailer prominently features the protagonist going to the balls when fighting a man and this suggests it may be a running theme in the movie. I'm personally excited to see how this plays out but what do you think the result will be? Will there me multiple ballbusts with great exaggerated reactions like in Birds of Prey? Or will...
Last Christmas, my cousin's dog kept jumping up into everyone's balls.
She was medium-small dog and her way of greeting everyone was to launch herself at you and jump up with her paws landing right into your ballsack. Almost every guy got it and the ladies found it hilarious. My brother-in-law was the first victim so the dog really got him good. He let out a yell and bent over as everyone stopped and looked at him. "That's nuts!" laughed my cousin, who owned the dog....
Short story about Erica taking me on a rough bikeride.
***'Ooof'*** I thought as I felt the thump. "Erica hold up! I need to take a moment," I squeeked out to the rider ahead. She was getting further and further ahead of me as the roadbumps came closer and closer, again and again. They didn't seem to bother her much at all, as she gently glided her tires and frame over each one. But every bump in the pavement bounced my bike seat up right into my crot...
The time a hot bartender vaguely threatened to kick me in the balls in front of my cute coworker friend.
So I'm a bartender and we just finished a busy brunch shift. Afterwards I went to my favorite pub with my two co-workers that I was actually friends with, the food runner dude, and a waitress chick. At the pub, the hottest bartender I've ever met was working, Mellony. She used to be a waitress at one of those "breasturants" like hooters or something but she preferred working here at the pub since ...
Help finding a ballbusting clip from a movie
I remember seeing this one clip a while ago on some website like ballbustingtube or something. I was wondering if anyone has seen this clip I can only describe what I remember hopefully someone can tell me the movie. The scene started with a guy I think on his knees already, he was tired and an asian lady was standing above him. He made some move for her and she boots him in the balls. He grabbed ...
Bartenders talking about Ballbusting
Continuing this series [https://www.reddit.com/r/BallbustingStories/comments/u9h44n/women\_at\_bars\_talking\_about\_ballbusting\_continued/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/BallbustingStories/comments/u9h44n/women_at_bars_talking_about_ballbusting_continued/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) **Whitney, the blond tight-body** My favorite bar for a ...
Women at bars talking about ballbusting (continued)
Continuing this story: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BallbustingStories/comments/u7n0px/while\_bartending\_ive\_overheard\_women\_talking/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/BallbustingStories/comments/u7n0px/while_bartending_ive_overheard_women_talking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ***Customers*** While bartending, you hear all kinds of weird and i...
While bartending, I've overheard women talking about ballbusting many times.
Over the past few years, I've spent a decent amount of time on both sides of bars. I was surprised how often I would overhear women talking about busting guys, or threatening to do so. Maybe it was the alcohol removing inhibitions. These are true stories, and most are mild but some are ridiculous. **Coworkers** Women I worked with sometimes talking about ballbusting. Not often, but it did happen. ...
7 11 Ballbust
The other night I was waiting in line at the local 7 11. There was a young black couple at the counter arguing. If I had to guess they must have been 19 - 20. From what I could tell, the man was buying them both some snacks and smokes but the woman wanted two drinks. Man firmly told her to put it back telling her to pick one drink. She was gorgeous, braids and a short tight dress showing off her f...
Three times women have, unprompted, described in detail what would happen to me if they kicked me in the balls.
So these situations were really strange. What I mean by strange is that in all three situations women have out of nowhere faked a hit to my balls and proceeded to laugh and tell me all about the events and feelings I would endure afterwards. They were extremely embarrassing and pretty unbelievable for me at the time and are gonna seem like some sort of erotic fantasy, but I assure you, these have ...
Short stories of testicle shamming. Part 3
I wanted to group these instances together as general testicle shamming. It's gonna be stories about the numerous times in college when women have teased me about what would happen if I got hit in the balls, how weak and vulnerable my balls were, and making me think that they were going to hit me in the balls and laughing at my reaction. At first, I hated when these things would happen to me, but ...
Short stories of getting my balls threatened. Part 2
Continuing here telling short stories from my perspective about the times where girls threatened or teased and humiliated me about my balls in the past. These are more girls I knew my senior year of highschool and after. Everyone is 18+ Btw, IDK when reddit added this feature where they show you how many views your posts get, but its very interesting. I had assumed that this sub, judging by intera...
Short stories of girls threatening my balls.
There's just something about a girl teasing a guy about his balls. The girls seem to enjoy everything about it, and it makes the guys uncomfortable every time. This post on /r/ballbusting from Sunny in Philadelphia is a good example https://www.reddit.com/r/BallBusting/comments/tb7eak/hot/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3 ​ I was thinking back on experiences from growing up tha...
The time I accidentally attended in impromptu women's self defense class.
So this is a true story where a teacher leading a college exercise class decided to randomly add a women's self defense segment into the middle of a zumba type class that I was attending. I still can't believe it happened; sometimes you just get lucky. Its led me to fantasying about being in a gym and a hot instructor randomly asks me to fill in for a guy that was going to act as a male target for...
The Ballbusting House.
When I think back on the memories of women i've known that seemed to be into busting guys balls, one memory stands out for me that I didn't realize at the time how good I had it. When I was in college, the first year I moved off campus was because I was invited by some girl friends to fill an empty spot in a house vacated by someone that dropped out. The friends were a group of insanely hot women ...