The time a hot bartender vaguely threatened to kick me in the balls in front of my cute coworker friend.

So I'm a bartender and we just finished a busy brunch shift. Afterwards I went to my favorite pub with my two co-workers that I was actually friends with, the food runner dude, and a waitress chick. At the pub, the hottest bartender I've ever met was working, Mellony. She used to be a waitress at one of those "breasturants" like hooters or something but she preferred working here at the pub since she could actually wear clothes. That didn't stop her from dressing a bit sexy thought, usually she wore a tight shirt with the pub logo on it and leggings and some nights she showed a little cleavage. Her tits were MASSIVE, and she had the sweetest smile and the most friendly demeanor but when you get to know her, she's very sarcastic and won't hesitate to bust your balls, figuratively speaking.

The three of us settled in at the bar with me sitting in the middle between my two friends. The bar was quite busy and Mellony was telling us how annoyed she was at everyone since it was "that time of the month". I teased her saying that its so much better being a guy. She gaped at me with her mouth open for a moment before snarkily snapping back:

"Is it better if I kicked you in your balllsss?"

She let out a big laugh, and the my cute coworker to my left let out a big laugh and looked at Mellony as they laughed for a second together. Cute girl leans into me, grabbing my thigh and turns with the biggest grin struggling to contain her laughter and just laughed at me for like 10 seconds. She was just introduced to Mellony that night and said "I like herrrr!"

I was just shell shocked with embarrassment. I tried to salvage the situation when Mellony walked back over by saying something about how it hurts to get kicked in the vagina too. Mellony is smiling and replys:

"Well, that might be true. I've never been kicked in the vagina. But I'll also never be kicked in the ***BALLS*** HAHAHAHAHA"

I just sat there defeated while the girls laughed some more when my guy friend said, "Just let it go bro, she won this round"

My cute coworker just replied "Mellony is officially my hero"

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I did try and set up this situation but I later found out that there was a reason Mellony was thinking about my balls in the first place. Later that night Mellony pulled me aside privately and whispered:

"So just so you know, speaking of your balls, there's a certain girl sitting upstairs right now, and she's being pretty vocal about wanting to kick yours. Does the name Ashley ring a bell? Idk what you did to her but she's really mad at you. Thought you should know."

I immediately remembered the girl she was talking about. She worked at a different bar (you get to know all the industry people) and we hooked up one night but she acted like it didn't happen the next day. I got drunk then at the bar and was apparently talking shit about her and word got back to her.

This Ashley girl was definitely a ball buster. Once, I was drinking at the bar she worked at before I got to know her, and her manager had told her to do something. After he walked away she said loudly to her female coworker:

"Yaaa.....I could definitely kick his B - A - L - L....." but she stopped while spelling out what was apparently the word balls because her female coworker was giving her a look because I was right there listening. Idk why she was spelling the word out like there were kids around but it caught my attention.

I didn't see or hear about ballbuster Ashley untill the next weekend. I was sitting at the pub after my brunch shift when who walks downstairs and sits right next to me, but Ashley. It was the only seat available and we both just ignored each other and sat and stared at our drinks. Mellony was working and walked over to us. She whispered into Ashleys ear something, but it was barely a whisper because I heard her. I think Mellony said this to get my attention because she made eye contact with me when she said to her:

"Hey Ash, is someone......you know.........about to get kicked in his balls?"

I look up with a side eye and see Ashley not say anything but just shake her head no.

Ashley and I never really talked about it again but I would occasionally run into her or just be in the same place as her at the same time and I would sort of hear muffled words that would cut through the noise that sounded like her voice saying "kick his balls" followed by laughter. I was never sure, it was like the wind talking to me. Just to be sure, I was alway sure to leave Ashley extra room whenever I saw her.

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The post is getting long so I'll cut it here. I'll continue later because this story actually continues, amazingly. Up to the point of the original story with my coworkers, cute coworker girl never once mentioned balls or anything related to them. But after this event, every single shift we shared together involved her attempting to take a shot at my balls at least once and teasing me about it.

To be continued....