Last Christmas, my cousin's dog kept jumping up into everyone's balls.

She was medium-small dog and her way of greeting everyone was to launch herself at you and jump up with her paws landing right into your ballsack. Almost every guy got it and the ladies found it hilarious.

My brother-in-law was the first victim so the dog really got him good. He let out a yell and bent over as everyone stopped and looked at him.

"That's nuts!" laughed my cousin, who owned the dog. Everyone else joined in and laughed, mostly the girls.

When it was my turn, I was prepared but I still flinched as I dodged it. My cousin noticed and giggled from the other side of the room, but when I looked at her she looked away and pretended not to notice. It seemed suspicious that the dog did it every time she jumped up on people, right into everyone's crotch.

Later I noticed why. My cousin that owned the dog had some food for the dog and held it up in air. On cue, the pup jumped up and its front paws landed on my cousins outstretched knee and grabbed the food. So the dog was trained to land right there. Probably a coincidence that it also catches men off guard and it happens to be right where their ballsack is, and my cousin happens to notice it every time. And she also happens to be a man-hating lesbian. Probably all a coincidence.

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