Smallest Meets the Burdizzo [G]

Smallest Meets the Burdizzo \[G\]

Submission Date: 2016-07-18By: Dave 2 be Eunuch

\[Burdizzo\] \[Gay\] \[Testicles\] - Fiction



This is a story where a group of friends are hanging out one day. The story leads to one of the guys losing his balls, simply because he had the smallest dick, with a little twist at the end. Enjoy and let me know what you think.



**Smallest Meets the Burdizzo**

**by**

**Dave 2 be Eunuch**

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It’s a lazy Saturday a group of five friends, all in their mid 20’s. Sean, Tom, Dave, Chad and Mick are chatting away talking the usual rubbish guy stuff from sports, beer, and of course, women. Then a sixth friend, James, enters the room. James said he was tried after a hard day’s work on the farm.

Tom, being a bit of a wise guy said, “Oh ya? A hard day’s work driving a tractor around, ohhh I feel so sorry for you.”

James replied, “Ya fuck you! What did *you* do all day? Sit around pulling your cock watching telly? I guess that’s hard work for some.”

“OK, so what did *you* do today, that was so hard?” asked David.

“Man I had to castrate over a hundred cattle today,” said James.

Sean, not knowing much about farming, asked James, “Why the fuck did you do that?” in a joking and nosey way.

“Well,” said James, “We only need a few to breed each year. The rest just get fat for the factory.”

“Wow,” said Tom, “How did you castrate them?”

“Oh, I used the Burdizzo,” said James.

Sean, again wanting to know more, asked what is was. James explained that it was a tool used to crush the cords and then the balls just died.

“That’s mad!” said David laughing. “So how do you pick which ones to keep for breeding?” Mick asked.

“Oh, we just pick which one looks to be more likely to fuck the cows,” said James joking.

“So which ever one has the biggest cock?” so said Sean.

James, laughing agreed.

“Cool! I would be safe anyway,” said Sean.

“Really, you like to prove that?” said Tom.

“Ya why not!” said Sean in a macho way.

“We could see who would be getting castrated here by seeing who has the smallest cock,” Chad laughed.

“Ya, lets castrate the smallest guy here,” said Sean.

“OK, if everyone is willing, I have the tool out in the car, I won’t be losing anyway,” said James.

“OK, let’s do this,” said Chad in a very confident way.

James left the room to get the Burdizzo. “Somebody is about to have a really bad day!” Tom said nervously. At this stage David had gotten very quiet, thinking to himself that he was in real trouble here. Mick was settling down in a chair in a corner of the room, just on his phone, seeming to be a million miles away. At this point James had returned with the Burdizzo saying, “OK, guys, its time! Let’s get them hard see who is the smallest.”

“Right, so lads, get hard!” said Sean.

After a few minutes, everyone was hard as a rock. Sean went first, dropping his pants to show a 9-inch hard-on. “Well it’s safe to say I won’t be losing mine,” He said.

James went next. Not as big as Sean, but at 7 inches he looked pretty safe. It was Chad next, coming in at 6.5 inches.

“Hope the rest of ye are smaller!” Chad joked, and really hoped someone was smaller. Tom went next turning out to be also 7 inches.

“Fuck you!” said Chad, now getting worried.

Dave went next, now really worried, knowing he was not as big as the rest. Dave was just 5 inches hard. Chad was now smiling knowing he was safe.

“Not looking good, is it, Dave?” asked Sean, stroking his cock.

Mick was next, and Dave was now very white, “Oh oh oh, we have a loser!” shouted James, holding the ruler. “Mick is in at 4.5 inches.”

Dave now had some colour in his face again. Chad whispered in his ear, “I know your sense of relief, but man, it's suckin' for Mick.”

Mick now knew his fate.

“OK, Mick, lie back on the table,” said James. Mick did what he was told with no protest. He knew a bet was a bet, and there was no way out. Mick now lay back on the table, naked and ready to meet his fate.

“OK, this will hurt Mick,” said James. “I will clamp each nut for 20 minutes to make sure the cord is crushed.”

James then asked Mick if he was ready, and Mick gave a thumbs up. James said he would count down from *three*. “3...2...1!” James closed the Burdizzo.

All the other guys let out a moan at the sound of the crushing of the cord in Mick's first nut. Of course their moan was nothing compared to Mick's shout in pain. James asked Sean to hold the burdizzo while he went to the toilet. After the 20 min had passed, it was time for Mick to lose his second nut.

Again, James counted down from 3. Getting tired of holding the burdizzo, he asked someone else to take over. Dave said he would. Trying to pass the time, Dave asked Mick how he was feeling.

Mick replied. “It’s not as bad as I thought it would be.”

James was now happy that enough time had passed and released the burdizzo off Mick's last nut.

“So man, how do you feel?” asked Sean.

“It *hurts*!” Mick said.

“Ya, well, sorry better you than me!” said Chad.

“I second that” said Tom.

“Must put this back into the car,” said James.

“WAIT!” said Dave.

“What?” asked James.

“Don’t put it away just yet, I want to be castrated too!” said Dave.

“Why?” Sean asked.

“Not sure man, I just decided it’s what I want,” explained Dave.

“Right, so if it’s what you want, you know what to do,” Said James, wondering if Dave was serious. Dave was now stripping off and was soon on the table just like Mick had been.

“OK, so you ready?” said James.

“Ya, ready big time,” said Dave.

James counted down again and clamped down and crushed Dave’s first cord. Dave moaned.

“How does it feel Dave?” asked Chad.

“Not all that bad,” said Dave, while in mild pain. After the 20 min had passed, James released the burdizzo off Dave’s nut.

“So are you sure you want to do the next one?” asked James, and Dave replied with a 100% yes.

“I want a go at using that,” said Sean.

“OK,” said James, handing off the burdizzo to Sean. Sean then got himself into position and got the burdizzo into place on Dave’s remaining nut.

“Ready,” he asked, and not waiting for a reply, closed to burdizzo on Dave’s last nut.

After the time had passed, James took off the burdizzo. There were now two eunuchs in the group.

“So, anyone else want to be castrated, before I put it away?” asked James.

The rest of the guys said no.

“Cool,” said James.

“Ya know, I would not mind fucking a eunuch's ass?” said Sean, “It's not like it's gay?”

“Ya, I wouldn't mind that either!” added Chad.

Sean said that Dave and Mick should go into their rooms, and he and Chad should go from room to room and fuck the two new eunuchs. Dave and Mick went along and got their first ass-fuckin' as eunuchs. Sean and Chad continued to fuck Dave and Mick for years to come whenever there were overly horny.