My Wife’s Ballbusting Reflex Test

For context, my wife and I have been into ballbusting since we were teenagers. This year, I’ve been nudging her to hit me with some totally random nutshots throughout the day, just to spice things up. She’ll sometimes announce “vanilla nut taps!” before giving me a quick slap to the boys. It weirdly turns me on, and then we’ll usually hold off on anything more sexual until later that night. It's become a fun little ritual.

So here's the story... the other day her car started having electrical problems, and she needed to drop it off at the garage. I was supposed to follow her there and drive her back home. For some reason, even though she had a work meeting in 30 minutes, she decided to take a longer way to get there. I was a little annoyed because I went the direct way and ended up sitting in the repair shot lot for five minutes waiting for her (we're also in a heat advisory in 95 degree weather)

She finally shows up, chats with the office manager for another ten minutes to explain the issue, and then hops in my car, complaining about how stressed she is and how she might be late for her meeting. I, being the supportive husband I am, mocked her mercilessly for her terrible time management.

When we got home, I kept teasing her as I stepped out of the car and apparently she’d had enough. She went to launch a surprise ball-kick at me. Instinctively, I threw my head forward and my ass back so fast that my butt smacked into the car, causing the panel to warp in and out like a cartoon. (No dent though, so shoutout to flexible sheet metal.)

Her foot didn’t quite reach the target, and I burst out laughing. As I stood back upright, thinking the danger had passed, she went for a sneaky underhand slap (like a windmill move) and landed a solid medium shot right to the sack.

We both cracked up and headed inside. I’m honestly loving that she’s getting bolder with these random busts. She’s clearly starting to figure out my reflexes too, which probably means I’m doomed, but I wouldn't have it any other way.