Too fat for chastity

I thought I’d try locktober this year. Found a friend who’d be willing to be my key holder. Ordered a cage- couldn’t get the back loop over my balls. Ordered another with a multi-part assembly and an open ring at the back, same story. Because I’m fat, there’s not a lot of loose space behind my balls, and it makes fiddling with an area I can’t really see difficult, and even once all the parts are in the right place, the ‘pins’ that hold the cock cover in place are all basically pointing straight down, and getting them to point forward to attach the ring loosens the two back parts.

I feel very dispirited. It’s like being fat will stop a man getting laid, but it also stops him being locked up.

Bah