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Recovering from the Flu

“Oh, good! You’re starting to wake up a little. No, don’t try to sit up. You’re ok, but it’s going to be a few days before you have the strength even to lift your head for more than a couple of seconds. \*giggles\* Oh, gosh, that raspy wheezing makes you sound like a zombie! Shh, shh, I know what you’re trying to ask. 

You’ve been out for six hours. It’s this crazy flu that’s going around. But you must know all about that. You really got it three times already? 

No, sorry, don’t try to nod or speak, it was a rhetorical question. I already saw your medical history when we admitted you. 

It’s actually really amazing. I mean, you are so healthy and in such great otherwise shape. Not even a sniffle before this crazy thing hits and then, suddenly you’re in here three times within six months? And it totally incapacitates such a strong guy like you? I mean, check out those muscles! 

Oh, I hope you don’t mind me touching your chest. We removed your clothes to help cool you down. It’s so rare to see such an impressive specimen, I just can’t resist. It feels like I’m running my hands over the chest of a comic book superhero. And these abs! Oh, I’m sorry, does that tickle? Just relax and try to suppress the wheezing. 

There, there. Oh, wow, I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but I’ve never felt such solid arm muscles. I mean, it’s like I’m caressing boulders. 

This is my point. You’re built like a god. But this flu knocks you right down despite all those muscles. Or, maybe, because of all those muscles. Have you seen the research that suggests a link between high levels of testosterone and susceptibility to this especially virulent strain of flu? Ironically, it might be because of your spectacular masculine might that you are now totally powerless every time a new wave hits. 

That’s why recommended treatment now is a reduction of testosterone. But that is... difficult... to say the least, for someone with testicles of your size. You don’t mind if I slip my hand under this modesty towel we covered your crotch with, do you? It’s ok. I saw everything when we treated you. I just still can’t believe how big your testicles are! It’s like I’m holding two giant eggs. They barely fit in my hand, these massive hormone factories, flooding your body with testosterone, helping you build that extraordinary physique. 

I’m so sorry, but in cases like this, there is no other way to proceed than to cut off your balls. 

Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh. I’m sorry that I said it so directly. It just felt dishonest to say it any other way. I feel almost guilty depriving you of such an exceptional pair of nuts. So, I have to ask you a very important question... 

Don’t? Did you manage to say don’t? Wow, that was really impressive. It must have taken a tremendous amount of strength to force yourself up and say that so clearly. Oh, yeah, I can see how much it took out of you. Poor thing, you’re a helpless bag of potatoes again. Can’t even rasp a word now. 

I’m so sorry, but it’s too late to save your balls. I already killed them. You’ve had an elastrator on for over three hours. It’s a tight band that cuts off the blood flow to those precious organs. They’re as cold as ice now. You’ve been a eunuch for at least the last two hours. There’s nothing I can do to change that. 

The important question that I need to ask you, though, is, can I keep your balls after I remove them? They really are one-of-a-kind specimens. Everyone I show them to will be amazed that there was ever such a marvel of a man who carried them between his legs. 

So, what do you say, can I keep them? Aww, I can tell by your wide eyes that you’re excited by the honor. Thank you!  

Just a few slices between the bands. Oh, goodness, it’s like cutting through cable! You truly are a unique specimen. There, see, I’ll keep them in a jar just like this. Don’t they look fantastic? Honestly, I think they are even more impressive viewed like this. Don’t you?” 

Oh, jeez, it looks like you’re more excited about it than I expected! I heard that can happen in situations like this, your cock is rock hard. I gotta say, it’s amazing to see it like this. It’s literally the biggest I’ve even seen. It feels like I’m holding a steel pipe! 

It’s such a shame, now that your testes are removed, your penis is going to start shrinking. Permanently, I’m afraid. By the time it’s safe to artificially increase your testosterone levels again, you’ll be lucky to be average. You’ll probably end up with a sad little shrimp dick. 

I’m sorry to say it that way. It’s just so tragic! This is the last time your dick is going to be so magnificent. We shouldn’t let this moment go to waste, should we? I’ve never had a dick close to this big in me. If you just lay still. \*giggles\* Yeah, sorry, I know that’s all you can do. I’m just going to position myself here. And. Now. Ooooooh. Oh, wow. Mmmm. Mmmm. Yessss. Yesss.  

Thank you, that was amazing. Aww, now you’re all soft again. I’m sorry that you’re never going to be able to make anyone else feel as good as you just made me feel. I’m going to remember this wonderful feeling every time I look at your severed nuts. I hope you think about me a lot too. 

I’m going to give you a sedative. By the time you wake up, I’ll be gone from this hospital, and from this town, so I’m afraid you’ll never see me again. Please tell the other nurses what a fun time we had though, ok? I know they will all be jealous. 

\*kiss\*