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She heard a strange sound and sat up on her flower and stretched her delicate butterfly like wings fluttering as she did so. She looked around to find the source of the odd sound and noticed a human man standing nearby. He had his pants down and was rubbing something she’d never seen before that was located between his legs. Out of curiosity she fluttered over to the man and landed on a stone at his feet. She watched as he rubbed the odd mushroom like appendage, he stroked it faster and faster tensing up and thrusting his hips into his hand as he picked up the pace. Suddenly the bucked his hips and a stream of white fluid shot out of the appendage splattering all over her. She squealed and started to flutter around.
“Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross! What is this stuff? It’s all sticky!” She shrieked.
The man let go of his appendage and stepped back.
“What are you?” He asked.
“I’m a flower fairy now tell me what you got all over me!” The fairy replied.
“It, it’s my seed,” the man said.
“Seed! What the fuck do you mean seed!” The fairy shouted.
The commotion attracted the attention of the other fairies, and they began to flutter over and surrounded the man. An older fairy fluttered over to the flower fairy her wings shimmering in the morning sunlight.
“What’s wrong little one?” She asked.
“That human squirted this stuff out of his mushroom, and it got all over me!” The flower fairy replied.
The older fairy’s eyes narrowed she turned to the human and fluttered over to him.
“Why did you do this?” She asked.
“It was an accident! I didn’t know she was there! I just came out to relieve myself, that’s all I swear! Please just let me go!” The man replied.
“Relieve yourself? what does that even mean?” The flower fairy asked.
“Men have to release every once in a while, that’s all,” the man replied.
“So, you got me all sticky because you need to release yourself?!” The flower fairy asked.
“No, I was just a mistake that’s all!” The man replied.
“Seems to me like we need to make sure this doesn’t happen again,” the older fairy said.
“How do we do that?” The flower fairy asked.
“Well, if a man needs to release every once in a while, then we just alter him so he’s not a man anymore,” the older fairy replied.
“No, you can’t! You just…” the man said.
The older fairy held up her hand and cast a powerful spell freezing the man in place and cutting him off mid-sentence.
“So, what do I have to do to make him not a man anymore?” The flower fairy asked.
“You see that loose skin dangling below his mushroom appendage?” The older fairy asked.
“Yeah,” the flower fairy replied.
“Inside of it are two organs if you remove them, he will stop being a man,” the older fairy replied.
“Really that’s it?” The flower fairy asked.
“That’s it, now since you’re the one he befouled with his vile seed you’ll be the one that makes sure he never does it again,” the older fairy replied.
“Okay I can do that,” The flower fairy said.
She fluttered over to the man looking into his fear filled eyes for a moment before flying over to a large flowering plant. She held out her hand and one of the leaves started to elongate and harden creating a fairy sized leaf sword of sorts. She snapped it off and flew back over to the man and hovered at crotch level for a moment.
“Wow his mushroom shrank!” She said.
The appendage, which had been firm and standing tall, now hung limply a bit of goo dribbling out of the tip. She fluttered over to the loose skin and started to feel around for the organs with her free hand.
“I think I found them,” she said.
“Well then slice open the skin and pull them out so you can cut them off,” the older fairy replied.
The flower fairy nodded and pressed the tip of her leaf sword into the man’s loose skin pushing through it with ease. Blood began to trickle out as she pulled the blade of the sword downward creating a large incision. She reached inside of his loose skin and finding the round organ quickly, she then felt around for the vessel attaching the organ and took hold of it giving it a hard yank and pulling the organ out from its hiding place. The pale orb dangled outside of the man’s body blood dripping from the open wound. She marveled at it for a moment before pressing the blade of her leaf sword against the side of the cord. She pulled back on the blade slicing through the vessel with ease, blood gushed out of the vessel as the organ tumbled to the ground. She lifted her hand and used a bit of her magic to stop the bleeding.
“Great now I’m covered in blood and sticky seed!” She said.
She fluttered to the other side of his loose skin a bit perturbed and jammed the blade of her sword into the thin skin cutting a large whole in it before reaching in and pulling out the second organ. She sliced it off quickly making sure to fly a bit higher so she didn’t get covered in blood a second time. The second organ fell to the ground joining the first one and the flower fairy flew over to the older fairy.
“All done!” She said.
“Good job little one, now he won’t be spilling his seed on any more unsuspecting fae,” the older fairy replied.
She reached out and dispelled her paralysis spell. The man screamed and clutched his ruined crotch.
“Get out of her before we cut something else off!” The older fairy shouted.
The man ran from the grove screaming as he went. The fairies watched as he ran out of sight before they began flitting away. The older fairy turned to the flower fairy and frowned.
“Go get washed little one,” she said.
“Yes Ma’am,” The flower fairy replied.
After the flower fairy left the older fairy looked down at the severed organs and snapped her fingers. A fat toad hopped over and gobbled them both up before letting out a loud croak.