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Short stories of getting my balls threatened. Part 2

Continuing here telling short stories from my perspective about the times where girls threatened or teased and humiliated me about my balls in the past. These are more girls I knew my senior year of highschool and after. Everyone is 18+

Btw, IDK when reddit added this feature where they show you how many views your posts get, but its very interesting. I had assumed that this sub, judging by interaction, was a very small community. But my last post a few days ago was at 15 upvotes including a few downvotes, and that was from over **7 thousand** total views which is insane. Another post had over 16,000 views. Maybe that's small for reddit standards but its a lot of eyeballs. If you're reading this, make a post about your experiences, or make a burner account and post about your experiences. Trust me its fun. Just please comment publicly and don't DM me, that's strange guys.

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**Brittany, the "what would you do" girl**

I only knew this girl briefly, because I was instantly attracted to her but she stopped talking to me because I was flirting with another girl while flirting with her at the same time. Its not like we were dating but I guess she wasn't into that. Before she got mad at me, she liked to pretend to knee me in the balls all the time and after she got mad at me, she starting asking me questions that sounded like thinly veiled threats.

Brittany was the cutest thing ever. Dirty blond with a perfect smile, fit with medium perky boobs. She was always excited to show me the underwear she was wearing that day, such a tease. The physical teasing started when she would sneak up on me and knee me in the ass and yell "corndog!" It was funny and she did it progressively harder until it actually hurt one time. Not bad but I told her it hurt, and she looked down at the front of my shorts and said "What would you do if I gave you a reverse corndog?" I honestly had no idea what she was talking about and she kept being coy with the biggest smile, vaguely describing it. "You know, like a corndog but the opposite" she said, which made no sense. "Instead of kneeing you in the ass, I would knee you in your other side" she said while giggling, her best friend standing next to her also giggling and giving vague explanations as well, almost like they were talking about it before hand. Suddenly Brittany put her hands on my shoulders to pull us together and quickly brought her knee up into my crotch, stopping just short.

"Like that! A reverse corndog, what would you do if I did that" she said in between belly laughs. Both her and her friend were both laughing at my reaction. It was kind of random and embarrassing. I just kind of covered myself and made a face, said that I probably wouldn't like that much. "Yeah that might hurt. It wouldn't hurt us I mean, but It might hurt you" Brittanys friend said. After this event, Brittany and her friend started to include the surprise "reverse corndog" action in our greetings but they never actually got me. But It made me nervous and I hated how funny they found it. Sometimes the friend would come up behind me and grab my arms behind my back and knee my ass yelling "corndog!" and when I would lurch my hips forward Brittany would immediately jump in front of me and throw a knee fake up into my crotch yelling "reverse corndog!". They could have gotten me so many times but never did. They found it so funny and I kind of played along because while it made me uncomfortable it was also a turn on.

At one point Brittany actually confessed to me that she felt really bad one day because she "gave a guy a reverse corndog for real" and that "he cried" afterwards. I asked her what did she think was going to happen lol. She said she thought it would be funny until she saw him collapsed on the floor crying and it made her feel bad. She didn't think it was funny anymore.

Eventually, Brittany found out I kissed some other girl and she got mad at me for some reason. Like I said, we weren't at all dating, but she must have gotten jealous. She hadn't talked to me for a day until one point where we were standing next to each other in music class. She was holding a giant furry bass drum mallet in her hand, intensely studying it when she turned to me and said "I have a question. What would you do if I hit you in the balls with this?" She said it coldly too, in a serious way. I nervously shifted my hands to cover my vulnerable balls and tried to change the tense energy by pointing to a door leading to an empty room saying "Well if you did that, I would probably fall on the ground and crawl my way over there...." before Brittany cut me off saying with a grin "and throw up?". "....and cry" I added and she giggled, easing the tension with a fake swing of the mallet towards my junk while I jumped.

She was clearly thinking about hitting me in the balls. She asked me this question again later that week. We were at an after school open mic kind of thing and other people were playing music. Brittany walked up to me and asked if she could talk to me and had me follow her around a corner away from people. She was standing in front of me looking around for people when she asked me in the same cold manner as before "What would you do if I kicked you in the balls right now?". I don't know what I would have said if this happened today, but at that time I had enough with these questions and sort of told her off. I asked pretty sternly why she would ask me such a question, that's not something to joke about, it sounded like a threat. I actually scared her because she apologized and walked off and we didn't talk anymore after that. Damn it, old insecure me lol.

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**Jennifer**

IDK what it was with girls liking to randomly threaten to hit me in the balls but it happened multiple times that year. With Brittany I kind of got it, she was mad at me. But when Jennifer did it, who was a friend, more acquaintance really, I was surprised. God she was sexy, out of my league. Tall slim and always wore those tight low rise jeans showing off her hip V. One time we were walking next to each other chatting about nothing when she goes "Hey can I tell you something? I kind of want to hit you in the balls right now." It was so random and awkward, and she said it so confidently. I really have no idea why that thought would pop into her head. My response was "Why would you want to do that?". "I don't know" she said just kind of brushing it off and changed the subject. I remember this because its interesting the way she brought up hurting my balls out of nowhere and I went from normal thoughts to suddenly being aware of my weakness between my legs. Like almost any moment she could just strike me and end my whole career. I had to focus on talking and walking, watching where her hands were, making sure my hands could block any strikes. I'm hyper focused and she didn't have a care in the world just throwing out a random thought.

A recent girlfriend actually brought this up once how she found it so amusing that guys think so much about protecting their balls from accidental knees in bed or running children or jumping dogs or bouncing soccer balls, and women don't worry about being careful about accidentally hurting a guys balls at all. I'll tell more about her in the future, she deserves her own post. I want to do one more post like this with a few more stories that took place during my college years but that involve girls I was friends with in highschool. Then I'll talk about two girlfriends ballbusting me, and finally more embarrassing stories that have taken place more recently.

Please comment with your own similar situations or let me know your thoughts.