Short stories of testicle shamming. Part 3

I wanted to group these instances together as general testicle shamming. It's gonna be stories about the numerous times in college when women have teased me about what would happen if I got hit in the balls, how weak and vulnerable my balls were, and making me think that they were going to hit me in the balls and laughing at my reaction. At first, I hated when these things would happen to me, but I eventually began to enjoy them and try to naturally make them occur. Mostly short stories, enjoy.

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**In the dorms**

The dorms were co-ed. Every room had either two girls, or two guys. Most people were friendly and had their doors open and hung out together. It didn't happen often, but I can remember multiple times when the girls would start talking about balls. Once a group was in my room chilling and somehow, balls came up in discussion, the ladies were telling stories about times they saw guys get hit in the balls and described their reactions. One smoking hot bleach blond said that she accidentally hit her current boyfriend in the balls three times but the most recent one was bad. They were practicing soccer (she played for the school team) and he was defending the goal. She sent a hard strike and he missed the block with his hands and the ball happened to hit him in the balls. She said he cried, so she knows how bad it can hurt. She added that the other times she hurt him was accidental knees. A few girls told similar stories. Later on after the subject changed, an annoying jock stopped in the room to annoy everyone. After he referred to one girl as Tiny Tits, she angrily said *"If you don't fuck off Tony, I will kick you in your nuts. I've done it before*", the girls quietly giggled and Tony did fuck right off.

One girl with huge tits would flirt with a guy she liked. Whenever they would start wrestling, she would always end it with either a soft punch or a kick in the nuts. He would be in pain while she celebrated and always watched him suffer, by rubbing his back while telling him he shouldn't try to wrestle her, she always wins. She would also threaten to do it to guys when they made her mad. In another hall there was actually another hot girl that would pretend to hit guys that she also flirted with in their balls. Like she would be standing talking to a guy and quickly bring her knee up for no reason and laugh. Once, I was sitting at a table with her and her girl friend having lunch. My legs are spread way out and leaning back on the back of my chair legs when she looks down at my crotch and smiles, lifts her foot up and pretends to drop it down fast right into my undefended crotch. I jumped forward and cover my balls with her and her friend laughing.

Idk what makes girls do that, the fake knee you in the balls thing. Its happened to me a bunch of different times with different girls, and I wasn't bothering them or anything. At a party talking to this one girl Amber, I had a crush on her. She was a laidback, really cute brunette with large boobs. All of a sudden, she smiles and does the fake knee to the balls and laughs. I was about to play it up when one of my friends "stood up for me" and told her off. He said to NEVER do that, and its not at all funny. She looked scared and eventually left the party, while I'm internally screaming no. Some guys react to testicle shamming with anger apparently. I remember one drunk girl that was just going around and trying to lazily kick every single guy in the balls, that was amusing.

One time I was trying to get smacked in the nuts, I was in a room that belonged to two girls. One I was friends with, the other was the most textbook butterface I've ever seen. Kristen was her name, she did modeling but they had to airbrush her face because it was the worst face that has ever existed. She had huge blue eyes that she always had opened way too wide, looked like a fairytail witch with a hooked nose and chin and acted like a mean girl from that movie. But her body was perfect. Short petite, fit, ridiculous perfect perky boobs and she always wore the shortest shorts and tightest most revealing shirts. Kristen was sitting and I was standing next to her arguing with her about some tv show. I was really trying to push her buttons when she said "If I were you I wouldn't talk so much shit....*your BALLS are right here*" as she turned her face to my crotch and lifted her hand up to almost showcase my manhood that was right next to her face. I figured it was the perfect opportunity to get them smacked so I crossed my arms over my chest and doubled down on whatever my position was, when she suddenly, at the speed of sound flung her hand up to backhand my balls hard. She didn't look when she did it so not to telegraph her hit, but the consequence of this was that she missed and backhanded my belt buckle instead, hurting her hand while I taunted her for missing. She never did get me in the balls but she got back at me by not fucking me despite my trying and she fucked my best friend instead.

**Random instances**

During one summer while I was 22 I waitered at a local italian restaurant. There was this hot 18 year old that worked there. I mostly left her alone because she seemed young but I still liked working with her, because not only did she do a good job, but she was funny and her outfits were hot. We had to wear black pants and she always chose black yoga pants. **Twice** while in the kitchen, she thought it would be funny to fake a kick up between my legs and laugh. I don't know why she did it. First time she did it, she picked a time when there was noone around. She did the quick kick and laughed at my awkward reaction. I was focusing on getting items for a table so I didn't really appreciate her doing that. The second time she did it, she didn't wait until we were alone. There was an older waitress there and the 18 yo flicked her leg up and came close to actually kicking me. I awkwardly flinch and make a pained face while saying ouch, the older waitress just sort of sighed loudly. 18yo was smiling at first before making a straight face and said out loud "......actually......I probably shouldn't do that here" and she quickly turned and left the kitchen. Yea no shit girl, haha.

One friend hit my balls with her purse once. We were standing outside a classroom waiting for the class before to finish and I was teasing her about something. Eventually the door opened and the class emptied and the other people waiting next to us went inside. After we were alone, the girl says to me "If you don't chill, I'll hit you.....right in the *nuts*" she said the word "nuts" as she simultaneously swung her heavy ass purse right into my nutsack, catching me completely off guard. I bend forward and grab them, the girl doesn't linger at all and turns to walk into the class, leaving me standing there leaning against the wall hunched over. It was more like a warning shot but it still stung quite a bit. I stood out there for a few minutes gathering myself, waiting for the pain to subside a bit before walking inside. I had to shamefully walk past the girl and sit next to her, I didn't make eye contact I was too embarrassed. For the next thirty minutes, my nuts ached in a dull way that emanated waves through my body and I couldn't ignore it while her cute ass was just sitting there. She had no idea what I was feeling. It wasn't fair that she could just hit me and cause pain like that, even if I was annoying her. After class I apologized to her, but she didn't apologize for swinging her purse into my nuts. I told her what she did kinda hurt and she said "I didn't even do it that hard, but I could tell it still hurt. Let that be a lesson" with a smirk. Damn that was hot for her to say that to me, and still not apologize.

**End**

Its kind of crazy that I still have more stories to tell from this time in my life. I wanted to include them but this is getting pretty long so I'm gonna end it here. The other stories are a bit more involved but they are some of the strangest things that have ever happened to me that involve a girl starting off my faking a kick to my balls, and they then go into these monologue-like tangents, describing in too much detail what would happen to me and how amusing they found it. And that has happened to me at least three times, they are good stories, until next time.